"MAINE WEST EPITAPH or THE MODERN RUT" (or the Daily Bulletin) "Morning bulletin needs drive, vigor," asserts Morfit. Here's his offering:

ATTENTION V-Show Cast
V‑Show rehearsals after school today. Due to a hockey game to be played in the auditorium, rehearsal will be held atop Butler Bros. water tower.
E. J. Dunning

Anti‑Tri S
A meeting will be held today in the unfinished pool. We will practice diving.
Sharen Whither

All C‑Wing Home Economics Classes
There are laws against air pollution. Consider yourself warned.
Humphrey T. Jasmine

Chicago Air Inspector Model Railroad Club
We will hold an important meeting in room 411 after school today. We will discuss switch jamming. Attendance at this meeting will be compulsory if you plan to join us on a tour of the Chicago and North Western passenger yards this Saturday.
N. Y. Central

LOST: Marshall's badge. Please return to C. Dillon in the honor study.

LOST: One copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover. It may be recognized by the loose fitting Doctor Zhivago cover. If found please return to Willy not the P.O.

WANTED: An honest man. Work 5‑7 weekdays, all day Saturday.

Diogenes
We leave you with puddles of love swearing on our copies of An Earth Gone Mad to bring you nothing but high‑type literature of this nature.

Morfit and the Finks