I, Joe Laing, hereby will my tardiness to Mrs. Annen because I think the attendance office will believe her excuses.

I, Yogi Kurtz, hereby will my cousin Chuck Romano to all my underclass girl friends, so they won't miss me.

I, Dottie Hansen, hereby will my wilted roses to Margo Beck so that she will have a bouquet on opening night.

I, Sherrie Andre, hereby will my directorship of the Senior Class play to Lois Jarl because she has had the experience that I didn't have and I'm sure she'll do a good job.

I, Everett Jones, hereby will my rubber skin diving suit to Jack Williams because he is all wet.

I, Ron Martin, hereby will my ardent charm, personal poise, and illimitable class to Doug Halpenny because he is lacking in this field naturally, and he undoubtedly would become a much better person if he adopted my ways. In my own mind it would be a crime to leave Maine West without a Casanova so Doug will have to suffice, as Tom Baker and I are leaving.

I, Sue Eagleson, hereby will piece of Kleenex to Carol Romano to wipe up all the tears shed by the "poor little cheerleaders".

I, Linda King, hereby will the hole in the floor of A-wing gym to Miss Pierce because I put it there.

I, Karen Wulff, hereby will my co-ordination and cool moves to the next girl who fits into my pom-pom uniform.

I, George House, hereby will beloved Mrs. Annen to any idiot who is foolish enough to want to go on the stage. Without this dear, sweet, kindly, vivacious, lovely and slightly addled woman my life would be much simpler and much more quiet. Its been loads of fun and all that and I've come out of my shell - but is it worth it?? I suppose I should will her to Margo Beck or Kathy Clayton or someone like that but, good grief! haven't they got enough problems! Besides they probably know all about her already.

I, Dennis Smith, hereby will my string bass to anyone who feels the need to make a fool of himself in front of the entire student body.

I, Mary Ann Normark, being of doubtful mind will my talent of "looking like I know what I'm talking about" to any soul brave enough.

I, Chuck Reid, hereby will the knack of writing speeches to John Hanck.

I, Joe Byers, hereby will my fight for Castro to John Hanck and Mike Blazek. Ever since January 1, 1959, I have waged a war of supporting the Castro regime. I feel that it is important that the superstition between our two nations be erased. Both John Hanck and Mike Biazek have expressed the same views on the subject as are currently true. I would like them to continue where I leave off.

I, Dave Christian, hereby will my honor study card to Karen David, so she will be able to go in there next year.

I, Jim DuVal, hereby will a seat on the baseball bench to Doug Halpenny. If he doesn't get this seat, he'll have to stand while watching the game.

I, Al Harazin, hereby will all my witty sayings, original cliches, and classic puns to Paul Eisenbacher with the understanding that he will do his best (worst) to continue and to add to my horrible PUNishment record.

I, Tom Baker, hereby will my favorite spot at the Harlem, Irving Drive-in to Mike Callaghan.

I, Jerry Mason, hereby will my wiffle ball and bat to Rick Warnicke to use for batting practice because he's such a lousy hitter.

I, Trudy Johnson, hereby will one "Wong-key" joke to Karen Barrett, so she can keep telling it over and over like I did during election week.