Once upon a time there was a cat named Chris. He was born in Pizza-land and spent his youth there. This gate had a pipe-dream that he couldn't erase from his mind; the dream being an idea that' the globe was apple shaped, but eggheads were insistent that it was a pancake. He went to Spain to meet the headcheese there, Chris couldn't get anywhere with him so tried his gas on the chief cat by the name of Issie. The

kitten took a liking to him and she mewed her king into helping Chris with the sheckles necessary for the excursion. He landed a tub and' sailed toward the sun.

Hey Daddy-O, here's something to think about - If it hadn't have been for this cool cat and his crazy idea, where would you cats be today?