VOL. I, NO. 3
OCTOBER 9, 1959

Floats Need Originality

Homecoming floats are fun as homecoming floats should be. In thinking up ideas for them however, remember to be original. Good float themes are hard to come by, but important, so here are some suggestions from a thinking student. Wouldn't you just love to hear, "Mr. Clean' gets rid of Downers' boys in just a minute?" Of course there is always,. "Handy Demons they're our boys," not to mention, "Send Downers to the cleaners by Boushelle," or, "Does she or doesn't she spy for Downers?" It you can't think up any ideas why not ask Mom? After all she may come up with something similar to "Johnson's" No‑Roach eliminates Downers forever." You can even pick up same wonderful ideas by just opening up a cupboard. The Tip Top lady and Fresh‑up Freddie say, "beat Downers.?' because at three in the morning when Downers is in bed, Maine is out on the field practicing

Get the whole family in on Dad might say, "What'll you have? Make mine Maine Blue Demons!" or, "Why trade a headache for an upset stomach? Beat Downers."

Grandma might venture, "Correga holds Downers in place with an invisible protective shield that guards against bad breath,  you can be sure if its Maine," "the world's most beautifully proportioned football team." Besides, "SRENWOD SPELLED BACKWARDS? MEANS Downers." "You expect more from Maine and you. get it."

Even junior can put in his two cents worth,. for "Maine is best from end' to end" when it comes to downing Downers with "Midas mufflers guaranteed perfect game, after game, after game."

Come on kids. let's see those floats!