Hi gang! How's the world been treating you? I suppose you're all interested in the latest dope so here goes

Let me see . . . first of all, I'd like to mention something about our cafeteria system. It seems a few of the unruly fellows at Maine West accidentally forgot to bring their trays back to the kitchen during 4B lunch period last week. Could it be that our president of Student Council DOUG WRIGHT is one of these forgetful chaps? Maybe a pink ribbon might help DOUG.

A certain blonde (?) has been traveling around school with the help of a pair of crutches. Well, her mother thought that this might be a good chance for her to get her name in the paper so here it is . . . KATHY MOSHER.

If any of you have come out to the senior class play practice, you might understand me when I say that GEORGE HOUSES's last words might very well be, "I may vomit!"

A rumor has it that a certain "M" club man by the name of RON MARTIN is lending his "M" sweater to girls with the 'M" pin still on it. Ron, you musn't do things like that, people are beginning to talk.

Rumor has it that KAREN BARRETT, junior, being so excited over Homecoming, called MIKE CALLAHAN and JIM BRENNEN instead of MARGIE KOEHLER and JANIE LEWIS and informed them that they had been chosen Homecoming queens.

And now from the faculty spotlight, a word from Coach Freeman, "I do not like boys better than girls."

A certain junior by the name of MARY LOU CAMERON has big plans for this weekend. How about it Mary Lou? Does it in anyway involve an ex‑Mainite with the initials J. S.? Have fun!

Well it's time to leave but before I go, I'd like to ask a question: "Do you know what a RUMMY is?" It seems that I'm the only one who doesn't know, so if you do please contact me in A111.

So long.            Morfit