VOL. I, NO. 8
JANUARY 25, 1960

Jerry Mason Busy Judge Likes Lunch

"Where's your lunch, Jerry?"

"Oh, I ate the last half of the period."

"What are you doing here now?"

"Studying chemistry."

"But where are you supposed to be?"

"Here, eating lunch."

"Then what about 4‑A?"

"That's my lunch period too."

"How did you manage to get a whole period for lunch?"

"That's a secret."

Somehow, in the midst of this confusion, an interview took place with Jerry Mason, judge for Student Council's traffic court. It was discovered that Jerry is, among other things, a member of the golf team, Student Council, and is self‑styled the "world's worst typist."

"If you could change one thing in this school, Jerry, what would it be:"

"Allow the Student Council to have more authority in student affairs."

As a member of the cast for the Senior class play, Jerry expresses the opinion that its success was due to the "hard‑working group of students in the play."

Jerry dreamily looks forward to the time when the honor study hail would include, "a hi‑fi, dart games, and TV.

One of his favorite memories is having been in Peoria when Maine's baseball team won the state championship last spring.

The University of Denver is his college goal. Jerry plans to major in business administration.