The average freshman is always losing something. An upperclassman merely misplaces or puts the article aside for future reference. So would the misplaced or lost owner of the white ruffled petticoat please come to room C‑111, location of the lost and found department, 1 and claim it? After all you must have missed it by now!

Have your friends been avoiding you lately? Since you use toothpaste with the invisible protective shield, what could it be? Perhaps it's because you're the one who is always borrowing the grammar book or asking for the math assignment. If this is true, and it could very well be, go down to the lost and found to claim the book which you lost on the first day of school before having a chance to put your name and code number in it.

Is there any boy among you who is a little short of money because he spent it on a trench coat and then lost the coat? Well, if there is, you can claim this item in C‑111. Then you can hock the coat so you won't be short of money anymore.

Some upper-class girl must look rather unusual running around in gym class while her gym suit is down in the lost and found! And barefooted at that!

The girls in this school are getting very forgetful. There are 16 sweaters of assorted shapes, sizes, and colors. It must get rather drafty for them because the sweaters are there with items of underclothing mentioned above.

From 8 to 8:15 a.m., fifth period, and from 3:10 to 3:30 are the times that items may be reclaimed. The next time you lose something be sure to check here.