TO TEACHERS

I, Janie Leis, do hereby will along with Mr. Quinn's homeroom in B-202 our resonant voices to Mr. Kardasz when he is reading the bulletin.

I, Clayton Strom, do hereby will my peace symbol and all other dangerous objects to Mr. Bencriscutto.

I, Terri Klein, do hereby will to Mrs. Brown my one cut day for the beach which I never did use due to the fact that she never let me borrow her convertible.

I, Michael Maly, do hereby will my vulgar language to Mr. Carlini in hopes that he will give it to next year's seniors.

I, Donna Ellwanger, do hereby will to Mr. Smith my McCarthy button along with my sincerest hopes that next year his "protest" will manifest itself in a full beard.

I, Cathy Wascura, do hereby will to Mr. Carlson all the books that he uses to keep the heat from coming out of the furnace in A-205.

I, Bob Glitz, do hereby will to Miss Basenbach my receding hairline, since she seemed to want it so much during the year.

I, Theresa Valerie MeNulty, do hereby will to my student teacher in history the nightmare of her first few weeks.

I, Donna Stephenson, do hereby will to my teachers all the new school facilities I never got to use.

I, Gary Fairhead, do hereby will to Mr. Powers the gum chains made by nimble fingers during his eighth period history class.

I, John Salerno, do hereby will my beloved spot on the bench to Coach Ambrose.

I, Rhonda Sundquist, do hereby will my ability for falling up and down stairs to Mr. Todd.

I, Roy Berquist, do hereby will to Mr. Lord 780 I.B.M. cards which spell out "Merry Christmas" - not in order.

I, Kathy Wurst, do hereby will my colored pencils for geology to Mr. Jobst.

I, Mike Wolski, do hereby will my "Cubbies" T-shirt to Mr. Bencriscutto, and may he wear it in good health.

I, Jean Mueting, do hereby will a new homeroom seating chart to Mr. Potamianos so he can tell his students apart.

I, Bruce Nelson, do hereby will a whispered thanks to my teachers.

I, Lise Pahnke, do hereby will to Mr. Marine my patience and brass knuckles.

I, Daniel Feltman, do hereby will all my back issues of the Sun-Times to Mr. Kelber.

I, Pattie Lambrechts, do hereby will to Miss Engen all my tardy slips, detention slips, and cut slips that I saved throughout the year.

I, Jerry Lidinsky, do hereby will to Mr. Curtis the most talkative class of freshmen.

I, Nancy Lilja, do hereby will to Mr. Kuite piccolo number 5855, all unmarked absentees, all late passes, the band staff, the eighth rank, and all the control and finesse that makes a "good" band the best band.

I, Bill Anderson, do hereby will to Mr. Lindquist one vote for state representative when I turn 21.

I, Nancy Eck, do hereby will to Mrs. Clouser my ability to disrupt a gym class.

I, Kathy Hanus, do hereby will the classrooms that are always cold in the winter and hot in the summer to all my teachers.

I, Wolfgang Meissner, do hereby will to Mr. Swearingen a happy pig complete with all the luscious trimmings for future Biology III tests.

I, Jan Cozzi, do hereby will my "69" stamp to Mr. Mendrella.

I, Carol Gano, do hereby will my expanding Volkswagen business to Miss Ingram.

I, Christopher A. Erwin, do hereby will my comic book collection to Mr. Shannon.

I, Terry Koter, do hereby will to Mr. Marshall my elephant joke book in order to prevent half of next year's homeroom from going to the nurse.

I, Sandra Brogmus, do hereby will to Mr. Barnes a book of common knowledge made up from history notes.

I, Hans Wahl, do hereby will to Mr. Cochrane a refill for his desk pen set.


TO EVERYBODY

I, Kathy Marchese, do hereby will all my "Que hay de nuevos?" to anyone who may have Miss Rupp next year.

I, Raymond Rosner, do here­ by will to the juniors my favorite roller skates so they can also glide through their senior year.

I, Mary Gianpetro, do hereby will my hiccoughs to the fourth period Concert Choir.

I, Roger Erber, do hereby will to anyone who wants them the empty cans of Ban floating around the pit.

I, Kay Thiele, do hereby will my kazoo to the Maine West Music Department.

I, Carol Thode, do hereby will to anyone my Maine West parking sticker for which I used only to drive two blocks to school everyday.

I, Len Borowski, do hereby will to any boy who is in need of security my three years of going steady to one girl, along with my Pooh bear.

I, Dave Benton, do hereby will to anyone who really wants to give up, one .38 caliber Smithinski and Wessonivitch Polish target pistol (used once).

I, Bruce Vosburgh, do hereby will my locker at the very end of C-wing to anyone who has all of his classes in A or B-wings.

I, Jerry Kaminski, do hereby will my locker in the Polish corner of the varsity locker room to any deserving Polish lineman.

I, Darlene Frank, do hereby will all my notebook paper and magic markers that I used to make the famous Basenbach one‑inch margin to anyone who wants them.

I, Larry Galowitsch, do hereby will to all students this school's policy of having to have a pass to walk 20 feet from a study hall to a washroom.

I, Elliott Renguso, do hereby will to everybody Mr. Cochrane's signature on everything at Maine West.

I, Ron Strand, do hereby will that all the borrowed pens, pencils, and notebook paper accumulated over the past four years to be distributed equally among the poor students left.

I, Diane Idziak, do hereby will to everybody all the fun times I had in school on a warm day while all my friends were at the beach.

I, Dan Campagna, do hereby will to the ugly girls free tuition to any school except Maine West.

I, Michael White, do hereby will to the Maine West students the delicious food of our famed cafeteria.

I, Lauri Schueler, do hereby will to all the new seniors all of our great pranks which we did not use.

I, Pete Schmitz, do hereby will my cheese brain and curly hair to the highest bidder.

I, Patricia Carson, do hereby will to everybody all of my happy memories of my four years here.

I, Rick Didier, do hereby will my torn hands and broken bones to every gymnast.

I, Katie O'Donnell, do hereby will all the smoke that has risen in the washroom on behalf of me to Carol, Pam, Jackie, and Flo.

TO MAINE WEST

I, Mary Tate, do hereby will to the school my locker and the 85 people who share it.

I, Becky Kesaris, do hereby will to the cafeteria Greek food.

I, Gail Braun, do hereby will to Maine West 10 tons of rice and chop suey.

I, George Karpen, do hereby will my four years of hard labor to this institution of higher learning.

I, Steve Baenziger, do hereby will to the school enough rope o that it can hang the Maine Way (on the wall?)


TO INCOMING FRESHMEN

I, Liz Feltmann, do hereby will to every poor, unsuspecting freshman of next year, every pointed elbow that ever gouged my ribs in the halls.

I, Debbie Norton, do hereby will to incoming freshmen all the cockroaches in the swimming pool locker rooms.

I, Bill Sauber, do hereby will to all incoming frosh all the bulletins that have never been read in my homeroom.

I, Bruce Skamser, do hereby will to all incoming freshmen all of my homework that is still undone.

I, Luanne Rohrbach, do hereby will a homeroom in D-wing to any incoming frosh who wants it for four years.

I, Jim Glaser, do hereby will my curly hair to any unsuspecting freshman who is brave enough to wear it and carry on a tradition.


TO STUDENTS

I, Jo Schaefer, do hereby will to Cathy Leer the position of Social Committee chairman to Student Council.

I, Steve Waecker, do hereby will my sporting goods and delicatessen stores during the wrestling season to Al Vaccarello and Gary Waecker.

I, Scott Ferraiolo, do hereby will my insatiable libido to my brother Jon in the hopes that he will use it as well as I have.

I, Bill Palarz, do hereby will my ability to split M and M's in half with one karate chop, to my brother Jerry.

I, Gladys Frank, do hereby will my ears to Beth Nolte, so they may continue to listen to her problems next year.

I, Roger Sorensen, do hereby will my hack golf swing to Gary Navratil.

I, Ray Tancredi, do hereby will to Don Riddle and lighting crew all my trade secrets.

I, Joyce Buthman, do hereby will all my progress reports and school suspensions to Janice Dohse, Margaret Mills, and Mary Esterquest.

I, Wendy Mueller, do hereby will to Mary Beth Krowka, the next two senior class presidents.

I, Nancy Atkinson, do hereby will luck to my brother Dave next year in being MW's second Dave Atkinson.

I, Terry Thvedt, do hereby will to Tim Lund my 5B-6A lunch period so that he doesn't have to go to McDonalds every day.

I, Debbie Moyer, do hereby will to Sandy Currer and Sabine Schweissinger the joys of driving a earful of kids who sing off-key to school.

I, Robbie Matter, do hereby will to George Chalifoux, all my democracy newspapers which are already in his locker.

I, Dave Winn, do hereby will to Mark Kuzich my hat and glove so he has something to hold on to next baseball season.

I, Kurt Krebs, do hereby will lane 4 of the MW pool to Tom Warren in hopes that he will be able to rebuild a comparable lane 4 group.

I, Gail Greenwald, do hereby will my Joanne Whirley imitations to Honora Quinn.

I, Don Neuman, do hereby will the job of Willie the Warrior to Tom Bihari.

I, Carolyn Nicodem, do hereby will my hideous laugh to my sister Janet.

I, Bill Markworth, do hereby will to Fred Horn, all my contact lenses that I lost in basketball practice.

I, Diane Clarke, do hereby will all the op art from my psychedelic locker to Sue Wille so she can start her own locker collage.

I, Matt Burchard, do hereby will my warped triangles to Bob Slipke so he can make some curved straight lines.

I, Bill Timmel, do hereby will o Roland Steinert SDS leadership of the school.

I, Darlene Friscano, do hereby will all my Braidwood fossils and geology notes to Debbie Jobst.

I, Wes Bork, do hereby will to Steve Grewe my great knowledge of cooking.

I, Al Van Ornum, do hereby will the gymnastics mats to Bob Michnar.

I, Bill Earhart, do hereby will to Don Bauer my place on the baseball bench.

I, Sue Dixon, do hereby will to Dornie Johnson my copy of 101 Ways To Be a Good Secretary.

I, Rick Fielden, do hereby will to Bruce Barninger my rubber sweats, Ex-lax, and three pairs of sweats.

I, John Doyle, do hereby will to Joe Szabo my collection of broken septic tanks.

I, Gary Pruitt, do hereby will my brother my track shoes.

I, Terry Stoner, do hereby will the swimming pool to Lance Kuntze, which was willed to me by Dan Brinkman, who received it from Marc Bonnivier, who got it from Tom Wencil.

I, Jim Franzen, do hereby will all the cups that have been popped in PAR to PAR Senate.


MISCELLANEOUS

I, Jan Bobernac, do hereby will my three ragged cheerleading uniforms to someone on next year's squad who knows how to sew torn sweaters.

We, Maudy Gass and Monnie Keane, do hereby will to the 1969-70 Pom-Pon Squad a giant crying towel to be saved until the end of the year.

I, Sandy Lauffenburger, do hereby will to the twirlers the counts "five, six, seven, eight."

I, Alice Mott, do hereby will to next year's director of the musical all the worries, pains, loss of sleep, joys, and rewards of a great show.

I, Darlene Kamradt, do hereby will to next year's Girl Track Assistants the patience it takes to work with Mr. Jobst, Mr. Brown, Mr. Lawyer, and especially Mr. Kiddie while running a track meet.

I, Val Pontarelli, do hereby will my braces to a can factory.

I, Ted Loska, do hereby will nothing to nobody.

I, Adriana Baldassi, do hereby will to my friends a lot of books, to my teacher a lot of friends, and to Maine West my teachers and my friends.