Hi Fans,

Now that Homecoming is over, I sit back and think of all the happy things I have to remember. Yet, don't think my shifty eyes didn't catch you in some funny situations.

What I want to know is what were Royle Epperson, Larry Kaminski, John Schaefer, and Dave Winn doing at the Freshman float? What's the matter, boys; are seniors not good enough for you? Maybe Royle was trying out some of his cooking on the frosh. At least Paul Binder and Greg Wilkins stuck to their own kind and tried to make their float the best. Don't feel bad, boys; it was a tough fight.

Take heart, kids, Mark Millonas almost had to run along side the Debate float, because there were already 10 people in the car. I think there was enough room. Only Diane Glanke didn't want him in the car.

Poor Jo Schaefer must have thought she was on cloud number 2 with all that smoke blowing in her face from the Junior float. It seems funny that the Freshman float won first place after Cheryl Rydzinski and Jeff Wilken started a general movement into Laurie Feltz's house to watch the movie "The Singing Nun." Some inspiration, huh?

Talking about spirit, I've never seen a happier bunch of boys in my life than when Rich Hughes, Ron Strand, Marty Swanson, and Roger Sorensen spent the evening on the roof probably waiting for the float. They saw floats all right.

Now the game was another story. The game was so interesting that little Dan McGuire had to restock himself with food every five minutes to keep up his energy. There was a special cheering section at the 50-yard line, known as the Mountain Dew crew. In order to get in, you need an Abe Lincoln or hillbilly hat, as stated by Jeff Huizinga.

Donna Smith's great idea of the balloons at the first kick-off was really a blow-out, right in her face.

I hear tell that Mr. Jobst is a real Warrior booster, and the Warriors are real Mr. Jobst rooters.

Bill Earhart and Maudy Gass should be awarded the prize for must likely to succeed in dancing. They really know how to coordinate on the floor. You two will have to tell me what you called the dance.

Coordination is something Keith Moranz and Jim Hanselman didn't have when it came to helping their girls, Debbie Wojak and Jo Dee Rowles, with their corsages. The girls had to help each other. Good going, boys.

Watch out for Linda Grabek and Linda Moore. They've been getting sudden cases of Teaberry Suffle shocks. This is a clean give away to teachers who don't approve of gum chewing.

What are you getting so red in the face for Don Neuman?

Your face would match perfectly with Dave Zulowski's complex against red leggings.

Well 'tis all I have for you now, my friends. I shall be waiting to catch you again. Oh, by the way, will somebody help Debbie Jung out of the gravel pit?

Bye now,
Morfit and the Phynques