Hi fans!

My phynques and I have been working hard and have come up with a few choice hits!

Well, we suffered through another locker inspection, but how some people (Bill Conway and Bill Schmeltzer) get around to open all their lockers is a mystery to us!

If anyone knows when New Year's Day is, could you please tell Sharon Huege? Maybe Cathy Caddy's 7'l" uncle who lives in Saudia Arabia could enlighten her.

Some people are really having trouble around here, right, Howie Suckow? The boys' door is marked, so why don't you learn to read or have someone hold your hand so you don't get lost.

Is there any possible way you can "defrost" your hair, Donna Smith? We heard about that ball and that man.

The phynques have been watching Lee Evans at lunch. Hey, Lee, what about that napkin you tuck in your blouse when you eat? Are you that sloppy? Some advice for Jan Haarvig: lunch is for eating, not for throwing at people!

Was that rice or was it white worms on the floor in B-wing; never can tell, maybe someone got married by Mr. Frank Skronski.

The coordination awards go to Alice Williams in algebra and also to Marie Reina, who can't stand on her own two feet without falling flat on her face in the middle of the hall.

Do uncoordinated Junior Leaders seem to be fashionable this year? Maybe it's just that Sue Winn set the scene for sixth period foulups. Barb Brown may have to buy a new gym suit - one that will stay shut until class is over.

People taking science courses this year seem to be learning lots. If Kevin Weller doesn't learn anything else in Mr. James Scofield's class, he learned the difference between rock salt and rock candy.

Mr. David Howdle, have you realized that in your 4-5a chemistry class you have said "How many see this?" 34 times since the beginning of school; an average of one and 16/17 times each day!

Arlene Hegg, next time you have a tarantula hanging from your sun visor, please let Jill Anderson know before she gets in your car.

Kathy Willett, it's a good thing Jo Schaffer caught you before that little incident happened in Steve Waecker's car.

Song of the month‑Rice Is Nice.

Morfit and Phynques, Inc.
Bye now!