Well, only another whole day and we will be eating that poor, little, ole turkey again. He must get sick of that year after year.

Hey, Mary Jo Gigante, are you still going to Big Al Gienens' party, or is it the fact that you want to see if Jack Graefe found out if Gail Welle still tastes like strawberry malt?

Craig Dudczak, try to control your emotions after a debate tournament. Poor Mr. Marine was a victim of circumstance.

And speaking of emotions, Chuck Dyehouse better learn to control his over one certain girl. It seems that Mike Taylor could give him a lesson on how to stick to one girl at a time. Right, Robin?

What's this we hear about John Curran beating up on his car after school? Can't you take a nice lesson from Bob Stempinski and try to be kind? Or else from Volker Kotscha and his uncontrollable spell that he has over all the girls in his car?

At the Aquiana show Barb Weaver's enthusiasm went a bit far. What's the matter, Barb ‑ got something against bathroom doors?

Peggy Dunn better watch her step at lunch or a certain boy might gang up on her. John Salerno . . . Buzz off(?)

V‑Show seemed like fun from my side of the fence, but Prinderella Dreischarf really started my heart pounding. She's at the top of my list now. And shameless Nadine Drews is at the bottom. I've never seen a Munchkin with knees at his waist. Ken Fayman would say, "Very interesting," especially when Val Neal was doing a "sexy" dance act and her button came undone.

Maybe Val, Diane Pelinski, and Judy Henk could get together at the cleaners and take lessons from Lota Luv when she goes to get her costume cleaned.

Lying down on the job, huh, Mr. Carlson? Better watch out before Judy Parks decides to put her "worm" hex on you.

Did you break that beaker, Ray Kubit, because you were surprised to find out about Dale Pischke's great talent in handling electricity?

Dorrie Johnson and Sue Nelson won a date with a dolphin while in the swimming pool. Maybe they should follow Margie Hillyer's example and stick their heads under a shower.

Mr. Kelber, before I go, would you please tell me about Saturday night in the back seat after the movie?

Stay happy, my friends; just think, first quarter has already gone by the boards.
See you again, Morfit