Now is the time of year when that hall‑naked little kid is running around with his bow and arrow. Cupid must really be getting around because Debby Anderson has a shadow in a yellow Camaro following her to school every morning.

Speaking of hearts and flowers, Dan Campagna received a small heart‑shaped box in 4B study. Pray tell, Dan, was it from Mrs. Sue Haggart or the lovely Lois Benton?

True love must really be here. By the way, Sally Lino, have you purchased a dog license for Kurt Helmer yet?

Jack Graffe and Mike Garms must really be hard up because they called up several girls asking for dates to the Girls' Choice.

Some people in this school have "dragon mouth"; right, Mark Jensen? Mark, when you have to use hail a bottle of Binaca you had better start brushing more often.

Mike Coker's speedometer must not be working because my Phynques caught him "burning up the road." Mike, those tires are supposed to last all year.

Everyone seems to be physically fit except Wendy Ishihara who couldn't make it up off the floor seventh period to lead the tenth exercise in her gym class.

If you want to get out of the cold, surf's up in geology class on Ron Strand's beach in S‑201.

On the subject of water, it seems the swim team found Jim Liliquist playing with Coach Pete Andersen's rubber duck. Coach, don't you think the duck would be safer at home in your bathtub.

Vicki Meyers and Pam Uberig went to the Playboy Club in Chicago to audition for positions as bunnies. Unfortunately, both Vicki and Pam did not earn their rabbit ears yet and left with only carrots.

Diane Zmuda, why do you refer to Mr. Mark Mattson as "Uncle Mark"? Are you related?

It seems there is a wolf in the 'fish tank" or data processing room in the office practice class sixth period. Maybe Linda Bruderle or Crystal Cordts can explain.

Tom Strissel, have you ever thought about coming back to homeroom? They miss you! Joan Szabo, why don't you bring your coloring books to homeroom like you used to?

Morfit and the Phynques