Welcome back to Maine!

It seems everybody did something stupid this summer so I'll just tell you the highlights of it all. Terry Darling took the family station wagon to get her driver's license and had a little trouble with parallel parking. The instructor, being a kind soul, passed her anyway. He felt anyone brave enough to take THAT car should pass just for their outstanding courage.

Joe Micelli seemed to have a slight bit of trouble with his turns in Driver's Ed. Joe accelerated so much on his turns that if Mr. Soucek had his elbow out the window, it would have been scraped along the street.

Winner of the Persuasion Award is Mary Hattenhauer, who persuaded her mailman to push the family car off the front lawn.

Attention members of the Society for the Preservation of Park Squatting: Kurt Hellmer, Ray Gleason, Rick Veith, Jim Fitzgerald, Gordy Lewis, Jim Brabec, Mike Fitzgerald, Dale Premmer, and friends Caryl Clem and crew know about a good all night car wash. Eggs, anybody?

If anyone passes by PAR first period, watch for someone sulking in the corner. It's probably Tony Kurtz ‑ poor guy; he lost at spoons again. Hey, Carol Kincaid, Laurie McMinn, and Carol Catardi, why don't you let him win once in a while, just for his morale's sake.

While you're down in PAR ask Maine West's honey guzzler, Pat Sutterfield, how business is going. Hey, Pat, when is the next $10 show going to be?

The freshmen are still up to their old tricks. One poor misguided boy walked into Miss Pflederer's English IV class asking if it were the library.

To finish it all off, Brian Ward brought an egg to 8A study to watch it hatch.

Morfit and
the Phynques

P.S. By the way, Karla Felde and Gigi Schueler, how did you ever manage to get your purses and books that were locked in the bleachers? Mark Klimek could use your advice; he has this bad habit of locking his keys in the car.