Bonjour, mes amis, (thought we'd throw in a little culture) Now that spring is here and warmer weather is upon us, Concert Choir is having some problems keeping their shoes on. Right, Vicki Coash, Kathy LaSpina, and Bryan Coussens?

Mr. Barnes' third period history class really ought to chip in and purchase a compass for poor Liz Doroskin. She seems to have geography problems. Yes, Liz, there is a Virginia.

Speaking of directions, Kathy Genillie always seems to end up on the floor playing wiffle ball. While sitting on the floor, Sue "Water Buffalo" Chamberlin has fun playing her tom‑tom.

The annual spring concert went well. Jeannie Means thought she broke her toe (again) while John Berner sat meekly by. Carl Sjostrand had a few problems too. No socks.

Let's all pitch in and buy Miss Nickelson some strawberry licorice so her day will be "worth living." More food problems. Mr. Graef seems to be having some problems with the fruit fly lately.

Dan Moll, you're fantastic. First a theme on Mickey Mantle, and then you rattle off his batting average for every year.

A personal note to Mark Millonas: Sorry we couldn't print your slanderous insults about Mark Henkes, Bob North, and Joe Szabo. Don't let your jealousy become vindictive.

Marty Hoffmeyer is in the middle of a jelly bear revolution. Jeff Naruszewicz seems to think 17 is too young, though. And then there's Debbie "Sticky Fingers" Braid. Just can't seem to give anyone else a chance, can you?

Judy Gondek has decided to become a preacher, right, Malcom Hatfield?

It seems that Jan Fritsche, Dee Dee Scarf, and Diane Ehorn like to sing in the bathtub . . . fully clothed . . . together

Did you know that Rick Shannahan is a family counselor? If you have any problems, just let him know.

There are two teachers at Maine who seem to be having a few problems with punctuality; Mr. Robert Norris, a firm believer, was late for a Saturday rehearsal, hmmmmmmm? Mr. Lindquist was left behind by his bus on the Springfield trip.

Au revoir, Morfit and the Phynques