Ho, ho, ho, all you kids out there. I'm back again, and I really forgot to warn you that all this year I have been doing a lot of spying. I have come to some pretty funny conclusions about some of you. So, I, Santa, do hereby prediet the following about each of these kids as we mosey into 1970.

Pat Ross '73 will grow straight hair.

Bill Durante '70 will no longer be a fish.

Rita Nelson '71 will get her turn with "Broadway Fred."

Buzzy Clements '70 will finally get his name in Morfit.

Carol Vrana '70 will have her Christmas and New Year's wish.

The Winnebago Women will confront the Cornell Jackals in Cornell Park for a happy (?) holiday get‑together.

Mike Redmond '71 will never be able to keep his job.

Emil Eck '70 will experience a voice change.

Beth Corey '70 will be able to keep her New Year's resolutions.

The page three staff of the Westerner will grow up.

Jeff Henkes '71 will finally give up watching "Puff 'n Stuff."

Betsy Webster '71 will grow a foot.

Mr. A.K.H. Cochrane will buy a Beatle wig.

Mary Hattenhauer '70 will learn to play the kazoo on key.

Kathy Collins '72 will be all covered with warts.

Mary Jo Gigante '70 may become a godmother.

Lora Lorentz '71 will stop giving "belly‑poppers."

Rick Kleisner '72 will get a crew cut.

Tom Dettman '71 will come back to school.

Keep the look out kids wait until you see what I've got planned for the end of the year.

Merry Christmas Happy New Year