Santa, you're a jerk
You really stink
You never did any work
You really are a fink
I thought you were a man
You were my hero
You are a dummy
In my book you're zero
I had to be good
Or no gifts for me
I did like I should
I was as good as could be
My brother says you're a fake
You never did exist
Santa, go jump in the lake
And take my stupid list
Like all good little boys
I'll still get my toys
No matter what you do