Hi Gang! I really went through some steps to get this info for you .....................

Speaking about steps, Skip Parent, why was it such a long step down the elevator?

Sue Anderson seems to believe that she is different from anyone else‑she falls up the stairs instead of down them.

Photography sure is a lot of fun these days with Mike Johnson and Mike Keegan loose in the darkroom, right ladies? Are you really bringing baby Zak to school, Mr. Craigle?

Is third period English class really falling asleep, Colin Carroll, Ticker Burchard, and Lynda Jeppesen?

Several pre‑homeroom activities are taking place this year among which is the Great Race between Jackie Bell and Anne Ryndak for Dennis Costello. Please keep in mind, girls, there's no running in the halls!

We would like to extend our congratulations to Steve Jackson for breaking the pogo stick record by pogoing 945 times.

Please beware of Carol Webster and her gang. It looks as though they're on the teepeeing rampage.

Could someone let us know if the rumor that Jerry Palarz loves blue flowered toilet paper really true or not?

V‑Show tryouts did have its problems. We should ask Jill Whetham and Pat Briet about breaking guitar strings. Does this happen often, friends? As long as we're on the subject of V‑Show, let's all sympathize with Ed Weaver. He strained his back muscles.

Bob Konopacz, why don't you try being a little nicer to girls? We're sure Ginger Reinhart didn't appreciate being hit in the eye by your books.

Mr. Mendrella, why do you want a picture of Mickey Mouse for a washroom pass?

All interested students please leave your donations in the P.O. Mr. Kelber needs a new pair of socks.

Debi Ways, could you please let Mary Ann Crosby in on your secret of getting a guy? She's envious of the crowd you gather.

Is it true blondes have more fun, Debbie Dwyer? Tom Sharbaugh seems to think so!

My Phynques and I must depart but we would like to leave you with a burning question to ponder. What color will Terry Soch's hair be next week? Wait and see!

Bye Bye
Morfit and the Phynques