VOL. XII, NO. 6
DECEMBER 18, 1970

Santa Predicts

I, Santa Claus, St. Nicholas, etc., do hereby predict these things for the following year:

Sandy Burns '71 will eventually get her driver's license. Maybe.

Vickie Johnson '73 will stop flirting with Mike Fairhead '71.

Pam Kidd '71 will be able to touch one Christmas ornament, to get the real feel of Christmas.

Karen Kurtz '74 and Jeanette Henry '74 will give their general business teacher a break by not talking for one entire day.

Nancy Hoffman '73 will find a big present under her tree this Christmas. Like maybe a trampoline.

Steve Kisslinger '74 will stop showing off his brain power.

Cindy Golden '72 will find a nice furry leg warmer for all those days she'll be walking to school in sub‑zero weather.

John Hummel '71 will be able to enjoy his vacation because Sue Hill '71 will stop calling him "Rah‑Rah."

Jim Burns '73 will find a bunch of surprises in his stocking this year. Like maybe some bananas.

Grace Wright '74 will get home on time the next time she goes on a double date.

Sue Massillo '72 will get her most wished for wish: a job.

Mr. Schultz will be able to find a good use for his purple tights.

Jeff Henkes '71 will be able to raise his class rank.

Bob Konopacz '73 will shrink.

Breakfast Club, with Jay Prybil '71, as president, will hold its first Christmas banquet at the Bum Steer.

The Freshman Class will become sophomores.

Frank Darras '72 will get a new hair dryer.

Tom Kummer '71 will overcome his ability in the art of heartbreaking.

Wendy Hansen '72 will start to read her chapters for driver's education so she will know what she's doing as she drives.

The world will find a way to love and live in peace.