JUNE 8, 1972
By Popular Request
Morfit Predicts
Turning my crystal ball ahead 30 years, I see Frank Mitchell and Kathy Jordan living happily ever after. Tom Runde is finally graduating from Maine West.
Dave Beeson, I see you standing in a corner all alone, could it be that chili you ate? Scott Thomas and Jo Lynn Schueneman are living happily ever after. Tom Hinde will be taking the training wheels off his motorcycle. Then maybe you can race it, Tom.
Ken Belzer and Jan Rudy are living happily ever after. Kathy Hartigan, Morfit sees you as the first woman editor of the Chicago Tribune. Another girl will also make history. Gail Gallucci will be the first woman player to play on the Black Hawks. Quite a blow for women's lib, right, Anna Loska? Jim Lain will be owning and operating his own used car lot. Kevin McCallum will be driving in demolition derbies; that way you won't have to worry about keeping the car in one piece.
John Fleming and Debbie Graczyk will be living happily ever after. Dave Farmer will be winning his first golden-agers cross country meet. You'll be able to take off the elevator shoes, Charlie Olson. Chris Ritzema, you will be a moral officer for the United States Armed Forces. Henry Bartsch will be the centerfold for Cosmopolitan, and Andy Flamboras, you are doomed to spend the rest of your life seeking out and destroying narcs.
Max Hirsch and Diane Beam will be living happily ever after. John Stec, you will devise a method of monitoring the police in all 50 states, at the same time no less. Good work, John! I see Nancy Markworth becoming a nun. Don't worry, Nancy, you'll never be out of work. You can always go to Dave Doell's church. Dennis Logisz, you will still be working at McDonalds. Don't laugh, Dave Dorn or Laurel Waecker, because you will be too.
Colin Carroll and Leslie Carrell will be living happily ever after. Jeff Cassin and Joe Defranco will be singing "I Wish I Were a Fish."
Sue Kern, you'd just better "Bail Out!" Dennis Harris, it gets mighty lonely behind the wheel of a truck. That's just about all the messages I've got. I see Cheryl Schmeising and Karl Tollman living happily ever after. Oh, I almost forgot, I also see Rick Wolfgram, Todd Weidner, Kevin Maloney, Jeff Heist, and Frank Darras, all living happily ever after.
Taking a trip to the Art Museum in 30 years? If so, hanging among the Van Gogh and Picasso will be work done by Debbie Gunchick, Jeff Hoke, and Jane Ludovice.
Fred Schmidt will be an undertaker. Oscar Menoyo will be a great scientist. Fred Campobasso will be a member of the syndicate, and Howie Koontz will be the coming messiah.
That's all, the best of luck in the future, whatever it may be!