FEBRUARY 11, 1972
Valentine's Day Horoscope
Pisces (February 19 - March 20): Send out valentines to all your friends (if you can find packages that contain only two valentines).
Aries (March 21 - April 20): Splurge; eat a lot of candy hearts, also share some with your friends. Let them get fat too!
Taurus (April 21 - May 20): Spread a little love through the halls at school, but don't let the teachers catch you.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): Buy your true love a present: if you don't have a true love, give it to a false love.
Cancer (June 21 - July 20): Tell your parents you love them. (Everyone's entitled to at least one day of insanity; why not let it be Valentine's Day?)
Virgo (August 22 - September 22): Don't go out with Dracula on Valentine's Day. You may find him singing "Heart of My Heart."
Libra (September 23 - October 22): Go to a store and pick out a flowery, sentimental, mushy card and send it to your grandmother. It will make her happy and it's good for at least $2.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 22): Beware of the deadly sickness that hits just around this time; it's called love. It doesn't sound dangerous but beware!
Sagittarius (November 23 December 20): Don't spend money now; save it. Your girlfriend or boyfriend expects a present (and if they didn't they will after reading this!)
Capricorn (December 21 January 19): On Valentine's Day collect two yellow love birds, a bouquet of rare flowers, and two Chinese valentine cards and put them in a box. Don't ask why; it'll give you something to do.