MARCH 10, 1972
Born Loser's Woes
A born loser is:
A senior stuck in a freshman study hall.
The guy who enlists the day before he finds out his number is 364.
The girl who's caught in the shower during a fire drill.
The guy who likes the food in the cafeteria even after he orders a hot dog and gets the bun.
The guy in the band standing next to the cymbals.
The girl whose eyelash falls off in the pool.
The cheerleader who forgets to wear her showpants.
The wiseguy who pops a paper cup in PAR and finds out that it wasn't empty after all.
The girl who works week days and whose boyfriend works weekends.
The guy who gets stuck in the top bunk when the cabin roof has a leak in it.
The girl in high school who is smaller than her second grade brother.
The freshman who thinks that lunch is a full period.
The girl who snags her sweater and it starts to unravel.
