By LORELEI RHINES

If you are getting an A in English, you may well be quite lucky. So lucky that this article is oblivious to your attention, and you shouldn't have to read it. If chance has you less fortunate, read on:

"Maybee yoo kan't spel and yoor wurds git reel jumpled up." Or then, maybe your words wrong order are in. Well don't give up yet! There is still hope.

You needn't throw your hands up in despair. Announcing: Random House Bad Spellers Dicshionary for them of us who dust can't wodk with them wor the way we is supposed to.

Random House can correct your weakness with words and you won't even have to faint when a word breaks through to the lady of your life (or is it a man?).

You can purchase your dicshionary as soon as they are printed up. I'm sure the bookstore wouldn't pass up such a book. After all, it helped me didn't it? Well

If you still have trouble after this great gastronomical book is in your hands, maybe you should resort to Webster's Collegiate Dictionary or some such adequate book. Then maybe you'll start on your way toward the A honor roll (or will it be the one with the one leg?). Ever see a one legged A?