Well, boys and girls... I have returned! And this time it is with many things of interest. Things that will someday come true, so all of you in this article beware of the fate that awaits you, for I Morfit predict that within 30 years from now...

In the motor world I am predicting that Jim Klausing and Tony Winder will be the heads of an organization called "Gear Heads Anonymous." That should be interesting since there will only be three other members, Tom Wilming, Bob Brannon and Rick Hildreth.

In the world of parties, I would venture to say that Dave Rumzis will still be the place to hit on a dull Friday or Saturday night. And of course the music for the evening would probably be provided by the world's largest stereo‑tape deck system, you know, the one which will be owned by Mike Becker.

In the sport and entertainment worlds, I see Su Sciez making her debut at Wrigley Field by leading off the game with a rousing singing of our National Anthem… also in the sports world I see Kathy Mordue, Carol Webster, Laurie Bachmann and Sue Anderson as the world's first professional bat girls. Moving on to the game of basketball I see "Tiny" Joe Thimm, tiptoeing his way down a 'tulip' of a basketball court in a national playoff game. Cindy Brodie will be president of the International GRA.

In the world of love and romance, I see Cindy Figge and Mark Drysch living happily ever after... and so will Pam Kiehi and Bill Slapke. I also hear wedding bells for Karen Buckles and Pat Doherty... Jane Eisfeldt and Bruce Swartswalter and the rice will fly for Claire Robertson and ... whoever.

In the world of business and careers, I predict that Helen Darras will become a lawyer, Lori Rowells will become a famous artist, Steve Perski will become a great lover, and Scott Smith will be the most eligible bachelor in the year 2000.

In the world at large, I see Sandy Garza becoming the world's first professional pom-pon girl, who is married to "fish" Larry Bierwirth. Rick Landuyt will become a Mack truck driver. Dick Wetendorf will become the football "Rookie of the Year" at the age of 48.

So that about raps it up for this time kids. I wish you all luck, and I hope they all come true.