VOL. XV, NO. 1

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were a banana?

Barb Wright '76 - Peel off my skin.

Jeff Schwartz '74 - I'd get ripe.

Ken Wolf '74 - Go look for a female banana.

Susan Walsh '77 - If I woke and was a banana, I'd go back to sleep and wish I was an orange, because "I HATE BANANAS."

Linda Lowenherz '76 - Stay away from people so they wouldn't eat me.

Debbie Todd '76 - I don't know.

Jane Wright '75 - I'd go ape.

Pat Kareka '77 - If I woke up as a banana, I'd go back to sleep and wish myself again.

Linda Medrano '76 - Go back to sleep.

Gordon Winn '75 - I'd hide.

Shawn Wright '76 - Let me think a while.

John Paloian '76 - I refuse to answer that.

Tary Socha '74 - I'd go back to bed.

Rich Carlina '76 - I'd enjoy it.

Keith Dunham '76 - I couldn't do anything about it, unfortunately.

Pat Volpe '76 - Love it . . .

M. J. McCarthy '75 - Jump in a bowl of cornflakes.

Pam Linke '75 - Go find myself a monkey.

Karen Motto '74 - Find a male banana to mate with.

Gary Dunham '75 - Stay away from the Chiquita banana chick on the commercial.

Helen Koutsopoulos '75 - Put a label on it saying Chiquita.

Marty Fess '75 - Go back to bed and sleep it off.

Bob Roberts '75 - Go join a fruit salad.

Mr. Norris - I'd peel.