VOL. XV, NO. 11
APRIL 5, 1974
Wandering Warrior
If the Easter Bunny gave you an egg, when you cracked it open, what would you like to find inside?

Sam Permoda '74 - A Playboy bunny.

Pat LaPointe '77 - Chris, my little chickadee!

Sue Perdue '74 - Nixon, because then we could be sure he was laid, hatched, or whatever.

Mr. Gaston Freeman - A six-foot play-maker with all the trimmings.

Sue Melchert '76 - Tim Shanahan because he wears Easter colors!

Gloria Abbinanti '75 - It can't be printed in the Westerner.

Dennis Jones '77 - Tina.

Mr. Donald Lord - Three months' salary!

Mike Harty '77 - Something to yoke about.

Bob Sperling '74 - A note stating that someone had paid all my bills.

Ms. Karen Morton – Creamy chocolate egg.

Scott Stecher '74 - The Sun Times headline reading Nixon Impeached!

Steve Hall '75 - A harem girl dancing on top of juju-bes.

Brad Beller '74 - A blonde, brunette, red-head, or whatever streaker.

Ed Coffey '77 - I wouldn't want it to crack open because I'd hope it was a solid gold egg.

Coach Rich Shelhammer - A 55 foot shot‑putter.

Roxanne Funk '75 - My own farm so I could raise my own Easter bunnies.
Sara Kunesch '76 - Steve, because he's cuddly.

Peggy Thomas '74 – Brothers and sisters.

Jeff Keister '74 - A large sized picture of a sledge hammer.

Tony Metus '75 - Three wishes.

Barb Heppler '74 - An expense paid trip to Australia.

Michele Mozel '77 - The person I would like to find wouldn't be sitting around in an egg.

Brad Chiakas '76 - A chick.

Linda Steffegen '77 - Money.

Lynn Wolf '76 - A great looking guy.

Mary Mrozcek '76 – Robert Redford;

Jim Jerousek '76 - Another Easter bunny.

Arlene Munt '76 - A million dollars.

Linda Mertes '76 - A guy with blonde hair, blue eyes, athletic type, and lovable.

Ron Kanopka '75 - A Pontiac Trans-am.

Ken DeBreau '77 - An egg yolk.

Michy Muler '77 - The hockey team.

Michele Van Vleet '76 - A report card with all B's.

Lorie Coyne '76 - Mack in an Easter Bunny outfit.

Peggy Guthrey '74 - A trip to Tahiti for two.

Pam Dopp '76 – Another Easter Bunny with more goodies.

Mary Kay McClaughry '75 A six‑foot‑two, blue‑eyed brunette who happens to be a male.