VOL. XV, NO. 11
If the Easter Bunny gave you an egg, when you cracked it open, what would you like to find inside?
Sam Permoda '74 - A Playboy bunny.
Pat LaPointe '77 - Chris, my little chickadee!
Sue Perdue '74 - Nixon, because then we could be sure he was laid, hatched, or whatever.
Mr. Gaston Freeman - A six-foot play-maker with all the trimmings.
Sue Melchert '76 - Tim Shanahan because he wears Easter colors!
Gloria Abbinanti '75 - It can't be printed in the Westerner.
Dennis Jones '77 - Tina.
Mr. Donald Lord - Three months' salary!
Mike Harty '77 - Something to yoke about.
Bob Sperling '74 - A note stating that someone had paid all my bills.
Ms. Karen Morton – Creamy chocolate egg.
Scott Stecher '74 - The Sun Times headline reading Nixon Impeached!
Steve Hall '75 - A harem girl dancing on top of juju-bes.
Brad Beller '74 - A blonde, brunette, red-head, or whatever streaker.
Ed Coffey '77 - I wouldn't want it to crack open because I'd hope it was a solid gold egg.
Coach Rich Shelhammer - A 55 foot shot‑putter.
Roxanne Funk '75 - My own farm so I could raise my own Easter bunnies.
Sara Kunesch '76 - Steve, because he's cuddly.
Peggy Thomas '74 – Brothers and sisters.
Jeff Keister '74 - A large sized picture of a sledge hammer.
Tony Metus '75 - Three wishes.
Barb Heppler '74 - An expense paid trip to Australia.
Michele Mozel '77 - The person I would like to find wouldn't be sitting around in an egg.
Brad Chiakas '76 - A chick.
Linda Steffegen '77 - Money.
Lynn Wolf '76 - A great looking guy.
Mary Mrozcek '76 – Robert Redford;
Jim Jerousek '76 - Another Easter bunny.
Arlene Munt '76 - A million dollars.
Linda Mertes '76 - A guy with blonde hair, blue eyes, athletic type, and lovable.
Ron Kanopka '75 - A Pontiac Trans-am.
Ken DeBreau '77 - An egg yolk.
Michy Muler '77 - The hockey team.
Michele Van Vleet '76 - A report card with all B's.
Lorie Coyne '76 - Mack in an Easter Bunny outfit.
Peggy Guthrey '74 - A trip to Tahiti for two.
Pam Dopp '76 – Another Easter Bunny with more goodies.
Mary Kay McClaughry '75 A six‑foot‑two, blue‑eyed brunette who happens to be a male.
