VOL. XV, NO. 13

By STAN LATA

Through the years many people have said famous things that make most people think, "Gee, I wish I had said that!" Here is a quiz to test how well you can match famous sayings with the famous people who said them.

1) "Just because there is a fertilizer shortage doesn't mean we have to help out!" a) cows of the world b) president of Hamburger Helper c) publishers of gossip magazines

2) "I'm so hungry I could eat a hamburger." a) Euell Gibbons b) manager of McDonalds c) vegetarian

3) "It's the low cost we advertise; we say nothing about the low quality." a) ladies of the night 6) Bulk Buyers, Incorporated c) managers of K‑Marts

4) "How soon we forget." a) Spiro Agnew b) Noah c) George McGovern














ANSWERS: 1) b, 2) a, 3) c, 4) a, b or c. If you have all the answers correct, you're intelligent, aware, and ready for the home. If you have three correct, you're semi‑alert, have big ears, and know how to cheat. If you have two correct answers, you're an average person and think occasionally. If you have one or zero correct, you're honest, fair, and don't know how to cheat.