VOL. XV, NO. 14

I, Robyn Thomas, will all the paperbacks I paid so much for but never used.

I, Stuart Martin, will nothing except my brilliant wit and charm.

I, Claudia Bischof, will to the school, teachers, and my friends a permanent place on the absentee ballot.

I, Jane Tomek, will to the library a 10‑year subscription to Viva, Playgirl and Ms. magazines.

I, Lance Carlile, will all my foul language to the Data Processing classes for when the computer doesn't work.

I, Pat Simmons, will the school my locker which was broken into three times in four years.

I, Maureen Sagan, will to Ski Club all my moldy Ace bandages and knee braces.

I, Brock C. Akers, will to the school library a subscription to the Texas Christian Skiff, where my lucrative career as a popular (ha, ha!) journalist will be continued.

I, Daniel Bunce, will to the Maine West cello section six pillows.

I, Tom Sandri, will a vacuum to our illustrious Music Department.