VOL. XVI, NO. 14
JUNE 6, 1975
By Popular Request
Morfit Predicts. . .
Morfit Predicts. . .
Hi,
Morfit here predicting life of seniors approximately 25 years from now.
Looking in my crystal ball I see Steve Zuccarini and Nina Kleinhans living happily together. Cindy Graczyk is taking her first step into St. Mary's as a nun.
George Ericksen, I see you swimming back to Maine West as the new Mark Spitz. Rich Slapke and Robin Hougesen will be living happily ever after. I see Ron Houston and Jeff Dennis as lawyers running against each other for President of the U.S., and they will repeat the famous Kennedy‑Nixon debate.
Gail Gawel and Terry Quinn will be living happily ever after. Kim Smogolski will take over Jackie Kennedy's place in the jet set. I see Mike Kelley coming back to Maine West as athletic director. John Dalin will come back to baptize the Spirit of Maine West.
Dannette Bianco will become the next Rhona Barrett. Barb Sherman will be running Disney World while Kathy Fredona stars as Minnie Mouse.
Lorrie Swanson will write and Carol Kent will star in "Maine West Graffitti." Mike Mennella will fool all and become a female impersonator doing his famous Janis Joplin impersonation.
Morfit here predicting life of seniors approximately 25 years from now.
Looking in my crystal ball I see Steve Zuccarini and Nina Kleinhans living happily together. Cindy Graczyk is taking her first step into St. Mary's as a nun.
George Ericksen, I see you swimming back to Maine West as the new Mark Spitz. Rich Slapke and Robin Hougesen will be living happily ever after. I see Ron Houston and Jeff Dennis as lawyers running against each other for President of the U.S., and they will repeat the famous Kennedy‑Nixon debate.
Gail Gawel and Terry Quinn will be living happily ever after. Kim Smogolski will take over Jackie Kennedy's place in the jet set. I see Mike Kelley coming back to Maine West as athletic director. John Dalin will come back to baptize the Spirit of Maine West.
Dannette Bianco will become the next Rhona Barrett. Barb Sherman will be running Disney World while Kathy Fredona stars as Minnie Mouse.
Lorrie Swanson will write and Carol Kent will star in "Maine West Graffitti." Mike Mennella will fool all and become a female impersonator doing his famous Janis Joplin impersonation.
Dr. Doug Merkel will perform the first brain transplant. M. J. McCarthy will be working behind the cosmetic counter at Walgreens. Clarence Walsh and Cindy Lewis will be living happily ever after.
A new cabinet job will be created for Jim Andrew as Ambassador of Good Will. On Saturday afternoons tune in for Mike Aulert, Glen Heiden, John Clark, Paul Dick, Norm Hillner, and Bill Mukai as members of the famous Des Plaines Globetrotters, along with their manager, Spencer Miller.
Bill Makuch will be traveling through America trying to be "his own man." "Super" Norb Plozaj will be paid $10,000 for shaving off his moustache on national television. Phil Logsdon with his temper will become the next Coach Morel. Janet Legg and Tom Latala will be living happily ever after.
Brad Serani will take over Bozo's place on channel nine along with his side kick Rich Weisgerber as Cookie. Tom Tomek and Sandy Sadler will design and pose for a new statue in front of the Civic Center. Barb Schwarz will beat Billie Jean King at Wimbolton. Ellen Vana will take Olga Corbett's place in the Olympics. I also see Bryan Real and Sue Cassidy living happily ever after.
That's all, the best of luck in the future, whatever it may hold!
A new cabinet job will be created for Jim Andrew as Ambassador of Good Will. On Saturday afternoons tune in for Mike Aulert, Glen Heiden, John Clark, Paul Dick, Norm Hillner, and Bill Mukai as members of the famous Des Plaines Globetrotters, along with their manager, Spencer Miller.
Bill Makuch will be traveling through America trying to be "his own man." "Super" Norb Plozaj will be paid $10,000 for shaving off his moustache on national television. Phil Logsdon with his temper will become the next Coach Morel. Janet Legg and Tom Latala will be living happily ever after.
Brad Serani will take over Bozo's place on channel nine along with his side kick Rich Weisgerber as Cookie. Tom Tomek and Sandy Sadler will design and pose for a new statue in front of the Civic Center. Barb Schwarz will beat Billie Jean King at Wimbolton. Ellen Vana will take Olga Corbett's place in the Olympics. I also see Bryan Real and Sue Cassidy living happily ever after.
That's all, the best of luck in the future, whatever it may hold!