VOL. XVI, NO. 14

I, Andy Seidler, will to Mr. John Nugent, an AP geology class next year, just in order to see him in an embarrassing situation.

I, Scott Evans, will to Miss Ruth Basenbach my seat in fifth period world literature and may it be as lucky next year.

I, Sue Paska, will to Miss Ruth Nickelson all the F‑rewrites I got on all my themes.

I, Mike Kob, will Mr. Robert Pelikan and Mr. John Nugent a half barrel for the teachers' lounge.

I, Erin Hynes, will to Mr. Dewane Barnes, some purple haze, Jimi Hendrix style or other, so he can feed his head.

I, Melinda Vaughn, will to Mr. Charles Dunn my official Flakist membership.

I, Steve Baker, will good luck in the future years to Coach Al Carstens and Mr. Tom Keane.

I, Bob Kraves, will to Mr. Erv Geisler another iron hand to rule another organization with a firm hand.

I, Audrey Nyberg, will Mr. John Carle to those lucky Pep Club officers who get to work him - especially during the swimming season.

I, Corrine Bergquist, will to Mr. Donald Lord all the strong-voiced, great‑mouthed, sopranos and a few more garglers and gigglers in the alto section.

I, Lorrie Swanson, will to Mr. Eldon Burk all the "Pat and Todd" screenplays.

I, Cheryl Everett, will to Mrs. Judy Beck my real name Cheryl not Sherry for the past four years.

I, Peter Jung, will to Ms. Mary Geinko my 10‑year subscription to True, the magazine for men.

I, Yvonne Monreal, will to the next self‑defense instructor, all the bruises I've suffered at the hands of Mr. Erv Geisler's "simulated" attacks for the past three years.