VOL. XVI, NO. 5
What would you like to find in your Christmas stocking?
Lynn Roselli '77 - Led Zeppelin tickets.
Ray Rollings '75 - Keys to a new car.
Mr. Roger King - A Playboy bunny.
Pete Perez '77 - A nice foxy chick.
Blair Gambill '75 - An 11-second '67 GTO with a white metalflake paint-job and black pinstriping.
Mrs. Cindy Schaulis - Robert Redford.
Cindy Lamarca '77 - The same guy I wanted last year.
Glenn Miller '75 - Mashed potato and mustard sandwich.
Julie Southard '76 - Who I want to find in my stocking won't fit.
Mary Kay McClaughry '75 - In my Christmas stocking I wouldn't want to find Santa Claus, but I wouldn't mind someone younger with a beard and without a wife.
Steve Pelinski '77 - Miss December.
Tom Sandrie '75 - What don't I want in my Christmas stocking?
Jerry Marseine '77 - A pass to see the dean on New Year's Eve. (ha ha)
Bill Swanson '75 - Five pounds of sugar.
Lou Esposito '77 - Mrs. Santa.
Laurie Wojak '78 - Coach Novak in a bikini and Barb's dream.
Karen LaDonne '78 - Fonzie.
Terri Kehe '77 - Santa's little helper.
Al Chandler '77 - A fox and not the kind with a tail.
Lori Nohelty '78 - I'll only tell Santa.
Marlene Strykowski '77 - Rudolph and the other reindeer; too bad they won't fit.
Sharon Farrell '77 - Candy, what else!
Bob Kuykendall '77 - Coach Kardasz's pom pons.
Bob Burgstrom '78 - I don't know, but it's measurements are 38-24‑36.
Tor Johnsen '75 - A new pair of skis and a lot of snow.
Leslie Hissong '77 - Santa Claus because he's so cute.
Doreen Grischow '76 - A guy who is 6' 1" with 44" shoulders.
Jim Enders '78 - A whole collection of Frank Sinatra's greatest hits.
Kim Smogolski '75 - Johnny O., Easy Ed, Todd, Roy, Keith, Ron, Mike, Scott, Gary, Bill, Norb, Ralph, Tom, John, Bob, Dave, Al, Rick, Phil, Don, Joe, Jim, Fred, Barney, and Poindexter.