VOL. XVII, NO. 14

Hi, there. Morfit returning again to prophesy the future of some members of the Class of '76. Ten years from now I can see Rose and Mary Adams posing for Doublemint gum commercials. Don't laugh, Dave Beedy; you'll be playing the trumpet and Jim Lofgren will sing.

I can easily see Patty Hoch becoming a nun and changing her name to St. Therese of the Flower Child. I also foresee a Father Tony Klein of the future. Julie Southard, the Matkovic sisters, Kristie Brogmus, and Jackie Marx will start their own Esther Williams School of Water Ballet.

Ron Kaminski's arms and ego will have deflated. Then there's, Ed Weingartner and Neil Wywialoski who will become the next Batman and Robin. Debby Hogan, will take over Don Rickles comedy act.

Ten years from now Carol Jacobsen will still be flaunting her red, white, and blue graduation tassel and a souvenir ashtray from the Sheraton Chicago.

Evelyn Johnson and Kathy Pelinski will take over Ms. Kenyon's place as girls' sports director, but Sue Bowersox will be into bigger and better things: She will take Coach Carlini's place as athletic director.

Cheryl Romano will change her name to Princess Tassel and bellydance her way around the world. Her friends, Lou Pontarelli and Nancy Wilson, will start their own grass skirt factory.

Dawn Peterson will still be living happily ever after somewhere in the wilderness. Her. sister, Diane, will still be living happily ever after with Bill Fininis.

Janet Teevans and Kent Wainscott will debate on national TV whether or not the Class of '76 really did show spirit at the away basketball games.

Well, that's all Morfit has to say about the Class of '76. Good luck to all the graduates.