VOL. XVII, NO. 6

Who or what would you like to see coming down your chimney instead of Santa on Christmas Eve?

Bob Tasovac '78 - Carl Hank in a wrestler's uniform.

Nancy Drews '78 - Coach Olson, because he's so cute.

Lucy Oppedisano '78 - Herb Volberding, opps, I forgot; he wouldn't fit!

Chet Phillips '78 - Mr. Murdy, because our chinney leads to the furnace.

Glen Watson '76 - Scott Jackson and his sack of gay things.

Steve Myers '76 - Glen Watson, because he's so cute!

Dick Harz '77 - Linda Mertes, because Santa Claus doesn't like me.

Emily Dent '78 - Mr. Bailey in a bikini.

Mark Krieschen '76 - One of Santa's female helpers.

Rich Bistany '79 - Mr. Frey without a toupee.

Lynn Tilton '78 - Cindy and Sue in their Christmas elf outfits.

John Paloian '76 - A little Greek.

Rita Brock '78 - BooBoo, so we can snuggle.

Mario Echavarria '78 - Cheryl Romano, because she has lots of toys.

Tami Michelsen '78 Weebles, cause Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.

Karen Behm '78 - Tom Stephanson - my chimney leads to my furnace.

Herb Volberding '78 - Mr. Murdy, so he will burn his mustache off.

Doug Moeller '77 - Sue Schmidt, because her nose is redder than Rudolph's.

JoAnne Jerger '77 - Steve Myers in a Santa Claus suit.

Cindy Miller '76 - Jim TeMere with a stocking full of beer.

Amy Tuttle '77 - Eric Johnson with an ultra-bright smile.