VOL. XVIII, NO. 1
OCTOBER 8, 1976

10 Demandments Of Thy School
Thou shalt honor thy school with all thy heart and all thy hide. And these 10 commands here told thee must thou keep all the days of thy student life:

I

Thou shalt be on time all the time. Blame not thy broken clock, the winds of winter, or thy mode of transportation.

II

Thou shalt tell it like it is and never bear false witness against a classmate, a teacher, or the mighty principal. Accept the blame for thine own failures.

III

Thou shalt not waste they classroom time with questions both foolish and fatuous.

IV

Thou shalt comb/brush thy hair and apply thy lipstick in that place provided for such private undertakings.

V

Thou shalt not pass notes to communicate with thy male or female friends, but wait until lunch or after school day's end presents thee with thy opportunity and time.
 VI

Thou shalt keep thy locker neat and orderly at they coming to and thy leave-taking from this institution of scholarship.

VII

Thou shalt not covet the brains and abilities of those superior in wisdom. Rather shalt thou study harder and strive with great effort.

VIII

Thou shalt maintain thy books in good condition, likewise thy mind; for life is not to be found in comics but in learning.

IX

Thou shalt not abuse thy privilege as a desirable female by wearing scents and costumes that would make eyes wander. Or, if a male, thou shalt be gentlemanly and never the brutish clod. These are abominations devoutly to be avoided.

X

Thou shalt not mutter under thy breath in disagreement. Rather shalt thou honor thy classmates and thy studies. Silence is golden and in such gold canst thou learn.

-The Reporter