To the Teachers

I, Norm Lucas, will to Mr. Curtis my wide-tooth comb, to Miss Nickelson my gold toothpick, and to Mr. Frey my platform shoes.

I, Jan Lambert, will to Miss Basenbach all my Cliff notes and my chewed fingernails.

I, Colleen McGahan, will all of my old newspapers to Mr. Quinn, my current affairs teacher.

I, Gary Paul, will to Mr. Osborne my running shoes so that he can keep trying to lose weight.

I, Cathy Olsen, will to Mr. Freeman my trust in my boyfriend so he can stop saying he's cheating on me in college.

I, Tom Blanchard, will a water weight diet to Mr. Osborne.

I, Kim Teegan, will to Mrs. Schaulis all of my tardy slips.

I, Connie Latson, will to all my teachers my bottle of Excedrin.

I, Laura Jacobson, will another table of rowdie seniors in the library to Mrs. Lofgren because she enjoyed us so much.

I, Nell Alderson, will to Mr. Bailey my mathematical skills.

I, Ray Redmond, will my Peter Frampton wig to Mr. Drain because he needs it more than I do.

I, George Seletos, will to Mr. Barnes some catnip for his cats.

I, Curt Peterson, will a diet plan for a certain driver education teacher.

I, Wayne Lange, will all of my A honor roll certificates to my former teachers.

I, Ken Jaconetty, will to Mr. Rychlowski a new collection of "Joe Drut" stories.

I, Jerry Boryca, will to Mr. Frey one dozen erasers so he can stop using his hands to erase the board.

I, Sheila Weimann, will to Miss Tipton all girls who are willing to run in her jogging and conditioning class.

I, Laurel Tietze, will to Mrs. Schaulis my ability to get to homeroom on time (at least once a week).

I, Ed Coffey, in a doubtfully sound mind and body, will to Mr. Johnson all my knowledge of graphic arts to help teach his class better.

I, Catherine McCune, will to Miss Basenbach all my themes and paragraphs that caused her so much aggravation.

I, Terry Sullivan, will to Miss Basenbach all the gum I have chewed this year.

I, Juanita Reyes, will to Mrs. Reed a year's supply of hail passes so her students won't have to write them out.

I, Meg Interrante, will to Mr. Goerne all of my report cards that I didn't turn in for the past four years.

I, Jim Fillipp, will to Mr. Johnson a brand new Polish joke book.

I, Sharon Landuyt, will to Mr. Freeman a book of male chauvanist jokes because he needs a few new ones.

I, Jay Dahiquist, will to Miss Basenbach a class full of Jim Simons.

I, Rocco Mosca, will COME BACK!

I, Larry Sawicki, will to Mr. Kuite my musical talent.

I, Cathy Payne, will to Mr. McCarter another four years of a fantastic homeroom just like ours.

I, Donna Cline, will my exciting outgoing personality to Mr. Brownell for further enthusiasm in government next year. If that doesn't work, I will a bottle of NoDoze to all perspective students.

I, Gail Bellon, will to Miss Symonds a new air-conditioner, my old contacts, and the leftovers from my free dinners.

|I, Janet Krebs, will all of the cookies, candies, oranges, and all of the other delicacies that I eat in his class to Mr. Drain so he can eat, drink, and be merry.

I, Jim Winiecki, will my centerfold of Sophia Glutz to Coach Brown.

I, Joe Delaney, of sound mind and body, will to Mr. Freeman all of the cupcakes, brownies, doughnuts, coffee, cookies, etc. that I never brought you.

I, Bridget Starr, will to Mr. Magnusson a complete set of instructions for all of his work that I now do.

I, Greg Sayad, will to Mr. Vaupel my expert musical talent and a new voice.

I, Jeff Brydges, will all my weather maps to Mr. Lawyer.

To the Students

I, Traci Sheldon, will to all future music theory sweathogs my ability to get sent to A-207 at least once a quarter and my entire collection of music theory dictation from Rutgers University.

I, Larry Sawicki, will to Sue and Colleen a free pizza at Barnaby's - to Randy Schupp my new bar of Zest.

I, George Seletos will to Ed the Monte Carlo he thinks he's going to get.

I, Connie Latson, will to all my friends all the fun and excitement of senior year.

I, Ron Miske, will the underclassmen the food in the cafeteria. If they can eat it for four years, they deserve to graduate.

I, Bob Friend, will to Jim Zabrowski all of the pretty girls here and at Buffalo Grove except Theresa.

I, Glen Martin, will to the incoming freshmen Mr. Lord's "Please be quiet" in a nasal tone.

I, Tori Giesel, will to all my friends my unrowdiness and weekends that never ended.

I, Linda Jacobsen, will to Donna Watson all the great times and problems I had with you know what! Good luck!

I, Bill Davis, will to Mary Duntemann all of the "Saturday Night" live programs and the laughter that we had over them.

I, Geralyn Neidhardt, will to my friends all the days when we had to sit in school with no air conditioning while it was so hot.

I, Mark Salauvitch, will to all future runners Mr. Blake's voice and Mr. Barringer's shiny head.

I, Glenn Rollo, will to all future football players those pleasant August double sessions.

I, Connie Urbas, will to the students the patience to endure the hot weather and the school system, also my first period PAR so that someone else can sit and get bored listening to the same music over and over again.

I, Peggy Tinley, will to Connie Urbas the luck in her social life that she missed in school.

I. Marianne Wielgos, will to my friends who take geology next year my stereoscopic glasses that gave me headaches every morning.

I. Robert Testo, will to my friends my hair so then everyone will have a little Muskrat in them.

I, Joe Frey, will my body to the health department.

I, K. R. Gerhardt, will my straight hair to WMTH.

I, Georgia Olinto, will an autographed picture of myself in a string bikini.

Strange But True?

Dance Quinnett: I don't have any friends, am not liked by most teachers, and do not like school. Therefore, I have nothing to will to anyone.

I, Sharon Ring, will everything from this school to whomever wants to have it.

Robert Tovella: Nothing. I want to keep it all to myself.

I, Carol Herbert, will my maiden name.

I, Sandy Golden, will my cute little freckles to anyone who wants them.

I, Chery Ray, will Mr. Nugent to any student who wants to have a period of recreation and fun full of water fights.

George Mandas: GOOD+BYE.

I, Dan Meyers, will the air conditioners in my car to the halls and rooms of Maine West!

I, Chris MacCrindle, will Lord Jim, the world's greatest novel, to the school so that other students may benefit from it.

I, Bob Anderson, will to all my friends to go out with any babe you can while you can.

I, Craig MacNab, will to Robbie MacNab and Randy Rod another year of Coach Chovanec.

I, Carol Johnson, will to whomever used my car, my keys. (Next time close the windows.)

I, Cathy Huntoon, will my stained uniforms to an incoming freshman who will work as hard as I did that is, trying to remove the stains.

I, Mike Clifton, will my body to all the babes.

I, Denise Boza, will to my friend Sue my C-wing locker, 27C.

I, Brenda Boomgarden, will to my brother Mike, Mrs. Hanson.

I, Janet Zoellick, will to my sister better luck than I had.

I, Pam Lang, will my locker full of old eggs to Kim Strew.

I, Gary Letinich, will to the Junior Class all of the threats by teachers that you won't graduate.

I, Audrey Motto, will to Sue Lindeman all the days I left after third.

I, Dawn Rogers, will to everyone a well and happy life to come.

I, Judy Pawalek, will Sandy Douglas all the seeds I planted in the outside eating area.

I, Marlene Strykowski, will Mrs. Schaulis to some unsuspecting freshman.

I, Jill Sparesus, will to Carol Maney and Dave Fischer the hope that we won't T.P. their houses while they tour the Moscow Symphony.

I, Robert Macek, will all students a great four years.

I, Eric Suevel, will Mr. Borowski's dummy to the future dummies who really get a kick out of mouth to mouth.

I, Linda Wein, will to all the juniors planning to take AP biology my vast knowledge of the fetal pig, especially the pituitary gland.

I, Delia Duenas, will to all my happy days when I was in school.

I, Margi Clem, will to Kim Marquette my fluency in the French language so that the next time she's in Paris and tries to say "Excuse me," it won't come out "Go weigh yourself."

I, Shawn Pace, will to Mike Leitzau the $10 I owe him from last year.

I, Mike Wright, will to Mike English seat 24 on the basketball bench.

I, Kathy Tolan, will to all juniors Mr. Kiddie for your government class.

I, Steven Sherman, will to all the great security system in this school.

I, Caryn Hoffstedt, will to all freshmen next year their very own raincoat.

I, Dean Carpenter, will to everyone peace, love, happiness, success, and all of those lovely things which makes life pure and wholesome.

I, Marian Varga, will to all underclassmen my doctor's excuses since sophomore year for swimming.

I, Mark Vogel, will to the gymnastics team 12 bunches of bananas and one tire swing to keep Mr. Drain content during practice.

I, Bruce Weaver, being of sound body but not mind, will to the seniors of next year and teachers of next year three things: patience, more patience, and still more patience. For those of you who don't have these qualities, I suggest you take up a hobby like rowing, jogging, skiing, tennis - anything but being a senior.

I, Sue Joseph, will that all students cutting PAR continue to do it.

I, Beth Reinke, will to my sister my machetti so she can get through the traffic jam at the end of B-wing.

I, Terhilda Garrido, being of "sound" mind and body, will to other students another bus concourse close-out during the worst winter in decades, at no extra cost two chained E-wing doors, and a stuck C-wing door so that they too will become of "sound" mind and body.

I, Sandy Temple, will to my sister all the detentions she will probably get.

I, David Szafarz, will my locker to all because everyone uses it already!

I, Beth Novak, will to Barb Suda all of my cheated answers in chemistry. (Good luck, Barb!)

I, John Kleczewski, will to all the aeromatic essence of the indoor track.

I, Gina Jacks, will to Bill Fagan a thousand green cupcakes with shamrocks.

I, Donna Carlino, as a senior, will lots of laughs to anyone who gets in Mr. Hallenbeck's English class.

I, Betsy Falstad, will to Amber Dohl and Dean Hammer my health book explaining the effects of drinking and getting high on their polluted bodies.

I, Karen Baker, will to Bonnie Albach all the guys in short shorts and white gym shoes with stripes.

I, Patti Molitor, will to all the new Pom Pon girls all the fun the seniors had before the basketball games in Anna's van.

I, Brenda Baenke, will to the 1977-78 calculus class, Mr. Herring's calculus practice exams one, two, three, four, and five.

I, Tina Schlotthauer, will my memories to my friends - all the good times and bad times I had at Maine West, but most of them were good.

I, Leslie Hissong, will my 10 check minuses in Mrs. Kirby's class to any deserving Typing II student next year.

I, Rick Gehrke, will a day with my dingbat psychology teacher to any student.

I, Sue Trinker, will to Mr. Nugent's next geology class all the cleavage jokes he tells.

I, John Minardi, will my great tennis partner to Bob Wyatt to suffer with next year.

I, Todd Pistolis, will to Tim Platek some glue for his math book.

I, Steve Pascente, will my sense of humor and ability to make it through another day to all students.

I, Pam Smith, will the long school year, the short summer vacation, and the patience to get through another four years to all students.

I, Scott Weber, will to Mr. Nugent's next geology class two smelt fries because we never got any.

I, Nancy Gavin, will to Karen Gafrick my notes on the "Last Hurrah."

I, Dawn Gano, will to my sisterin‑law the life and times of Mr. Buckingham.

I, Kelly Cavanaugh, will to all underclassmen my temptations to cut on those 90 degree days.

I, Kevin Quinn, will Mr. Martin's homeroom and glasses to the Class of '81.

I, Steve Dunham, will to all the divers on the swim team the morning practices with Mr. Carle. (Why don't you sleep longer, coach?)

I, Frank Whitson, will to Kurt Altergotz the hair Coach Chovanec lost during last year's season.