OCTOBER 22, 1976
If Names Could Change
What if Marian were a butcher instead of a Baker?
What if Sharon were a cylinder instead of a Ball?
What if Maude were a rag instead of a Banner?
What if Kevin were Anacin instead of Bayer?
What if Sob were a pillar instead of a Beam?
What if Kerry Jo were purple instead of Brown?
What if Tim were brushes instead of Combs?
What if Don were plastic instead of Glass?
What if Bryan were a foot instead of a Hand?
What if Randy were a mountain instead of a Hill?
What if Kris were a queen instead of a King?
What if Bill were a criminal instead of a Kopp?
What if Brian were a lass instead of a Ladd?
What if Mike were short instead of Long?
What if Laurie were a jinx instead of Luckey?
What if Bill were a minor instead of a Major?
What if Donna were cream instead of Mielke?
What if Bonnie were less instead of Moore?
What if Eileen were a book instead of a Page?
What if Scott were a trumpet instead of a Reed?
What if Mikie were Paris instead of Rome?
What if Sandy were a daisy instead of a Rose?
What if Tony were Keebler instead of Salerno?
What if Kathy was Gillete instead of Schick?
What if Melissa were dull instead of Sharp?
What if Amy were a tablet instead of Sheetz?
What if Judy were a ladder instead of a Shute?
What if Carrie were huge instead of Small?
What if Bridget were a planet instead of a Starr?
What if Carl were sand instead of Stone?
What if Laura were a model instead of a Taylor?
What if Stacey were an Osco instead of a Walgreen?
What if John were Ford instead of Carter?
What if Sharon were a Dodge instead of a Ford?
What if Dave were a Sears instead of a Ward?
What if Mike were lands instead of Waters?
What if Jenee were metal instead of Wood?
What if Carolen were wrong instead of Wright?
What if Albert were old instead of Young?