VOL. XVIII, NO. 5
DECEMBER 17, 1976

Wandering Warrior II

What is your best remedy for a cold?

Donna Schultz '79 ‑ A threat to go to the doctor!

Mr. Phil Kardasz ‑ Plenty of chicken noodle soup and rest.

Jenny Milota '79 ‑ Give it to someone else!

Randy Schupp '77 ‑ Take two picture books and go to bed with them.

Dan DahI '80 ‑ Going ice fishing.

Randy Smith '78 ‑ Eat a raw onion.

Bonnie Moore '77 ‑ By selling it at the annual garage sale.

Larry Strykowski '79 ‑ A glass of Gramma's brew.

Marg Fankhauser '80 ‑ Live in a crimson world.

Dave Jackson '79 ‑ My cure for a cold is possum stew.

Randy Burk '80 ‑ I never get colds!

Alan Wywialowski '80 ‑ Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Jamie Minor '79 ‑ Spread the germs around.

Colleen McGahan '77 ‑ Lots of love and care.

Dan Grochocinski '79 ‑ Stand on your head while being under boiling hot water: stay there for an hour.

Kurt Schmidt '80 ‑ Eat an onion sandwich: it really works!

Karen Roehrig '78 ‑ Sex, it keeps your mind off the sniffles!

Steve Milewski '79 ‑ Walk around like a zombie; then your body will think you're dead and the cold will go away!

Diane Spiess '79 ‑ Vitamins, Kleenex, and Listerine, I guess.

Steve Scholl '80 ‑ Hang garlic around your neck.

Glenn Robinson '79 ‑ Spam, because it's full of good things.

Jim Schultz '79 ‑ Jump off the top of the Sears Tower!

Robin Kautz '79 ‑ Give it back to the person who gave it to you!

Randy Schupp '77 ‑ Take two Whoppers and a glass of milk.

Doug Wells '78 ‑ Come to school and give it to the teachers.

Joe Hanacek '77 - Jump out your basement window and kill yourself!

Kathy Lorz '78 - Going in Mr. Smith's classroom where it is always warm!

Mike Fang '77 - Put a dirty sock over your nose and hop around in a circle.

Ann Tortorelli '79 - Mouth to mouth resuscitation!

Kathy Bashem '79- If you find out, tell me, because I've had one for two weeks!!

Mike Unger '79 - Go driving with Mr. Mortier, and you'll scare your cold away!

Pam Taylor '78 - Go and give Santa a big kiss.