VOL. XIX, NO. 1

You can always tell who freshmen are because

. . . they are the only ones who bring their books for the entire day with them in the morning.

. . . they are the ones who walk down the halls looking at all the room numbers.

. . . they are the ones who think they have time after lunch to get their books for their afternoon classes.

. . . they are the ones who believe that the gym teachers will give you enough time to change so they can be to their next class on time.

. . . they are the ones who stand up in the cafeteria when the 7:50 bell rings.

. . . they are the ones who buy the elevator passes.

. . . they are the ones who go from A‑wing to E‑wing the long way.

. . . they are the ones who are always in a hurry.

. . . they are the ones who drop the most books.

. . . they are the ones with Algonquin, Chippewa, and Iroquois folders.

. . . they are the ones who think that to get to C‑wing, you have to go out the end of E‑wing and turn right.

. . . they are the ones who are silent in the library.

. . . they are the ones who think PAR is great because they don't have it.

. . . they are the ones who are quiet during tornado drills in the pit.

. . . they are the ones who attentively listen to the morning bulletin.

. . . they are the ones who actually pay attention to the weekend sports results.

. . . they are the ones who get crushes on senior guys.

. . . they are the ones that join three clubs and don't stop to think that all of them hold their meetings on Thursday mornings.

. . . they are the ones who don't know what the Westerner is.

. . . their parents come with them to buy their books.

. . . they are the ones who actually have the assigned homework done before homeroom of the morning it is due.

. . . they are the ones who think swimming in gym will be fun.

. . . they are the ones who are denying every word of the story.