VOL. XIX, NO. 2
Morfit here; have you heard about pyramid‑power? It's a new scientific idea that dates back to ancient Egypt. Recent interest in the King Tut exhibit that has been touring the United States has brought the renewed attention to the pyramid mystique. More and more evidence indicates the pyramid‑power phenomena may be a new technological discovery.
It is true, of course, that someone who believes in pyramid power could have a psychological reaction to an experiment using a pyramid. But the patients of a Santa Monica, California, oral surgeon insist there is nothing psychological about their alleviation of pain. This oral surgeon hangs a pyramid over his dental chair to ease patients' pain. Many of the patients who come to the surgeon know nothing of the supposed power of the pyramid. They feel no pain while undergoing oral surgery.
In fact, this surgeon has grafted gum tissue that has been kept under a pyramid, and he has grafted gum tissue that has not been kept in this manner. The tissue that has been under the pyramid has not left any scar tissue. That tissue which was not under the pyramid has left scar tissue. The observable scar tissue is a physical fact. The lack of scar tissue cannot possibly be the result of a psychological reaction to the pyramid.
Undoubtedly, the theory that plants grow better under the pyramid will find doubters. When presented with identical plants in the same location, the one under the pyramid became healthier and larger, the non‑believers have claimed a variable in the nutrients of the soil. However, an experiment using identical plants that were grown hydroponically was conducted. The plant that was under the pyramid had twice the growth as the one next to the pyramid.
Even though many claims about the effects of the pyramid may be personal opinions, a man living in a pyramid‑shaped house insists life is better. He says he only needs four hours of sleep; and he is completely refreshed. He claims sex is better in his home. He tells that he has left fresh beef sit out in his kitchen for three months. The beef remained fresh for a while and then mummified instead of rotting. His heating and electricity bills are lower than those for an equal size home in the same area. Connoisseurs claim the cheap scotch that has been beneath the pyramid compares to the best quality scotch. Coffee drinkers find coffee is less bitter, and smokers claim the cigarettes left under the pyramid are milder.
More concrete information exists. A dull razor blade was placed under the pyramid. A few weeks later when it was removed, the blade was as sharp as a new blade. A similar experiement dealt with a dead battery. The electron flow of the battery was verified as completely dead. After being under the pyramid, the battery was regenerated and fully functional.
Perhaps this is not a psychological or philosophical happening. Perhaps the pyramid shape inhibits the growth of germs. Perhaps the pyramid shape promotes healing. Perhaps modern man's bias against the occult is hindering a new discovery. The pyramid shape may be a vital force in future refrigeration, healing, and electronics. It has been suggested that super‑markets, educational facilities, and hospitals be built in the shape of pyramids. This could be a new area for research.
The power of the pyramid may be a new scientific discovery. What do you think?
Well, this is Morfit saying see ya next issue!

