VOL. XIX, NO. 8
MARCH 6, 1978
Wandering Warrior
Students Admit They Might Have Shortcomings
If there were one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be?

Scott Minor '80 - I wish I could play basketball.

Mike Derlis '80 - Bleach my hair.

Chris Rieck '79 - Change to a different school.

Mary Scheunaman '79 - My looks!

Steve Emanual '80 - My ugly face.

Marty Oehlerking '78 - My mustache so I wouldn't have a bald spot in it.

Vince Schulz '79 - I wouldn't sit with Diane Spiess in lunch.

Sharon Koziol '81 - My height so my feet can reach the floor when I sit in class.

Jeff Spicer '79 - My name because my sister has the same last name.

Darren Horndasch '78 - My eyebrows.

Mario Delefeld '80 - My muscular body because I'm tired of all the freshman girls staring at it.

Andy Nyberg '78 - The placement of my birthmark.

Elaine Sullivan '79 - Everything.

Kurt Kunze '78 - Liven up my social life with some beautiful babe.

Dave Musielewicz '78 - My last name!

Brenda Hess '79 - My mouth.

Kathy Eilken '79 - My feet.

Steve Scholl '80 - Stop flirting with all the girls before Carol catches me!

Cary Olson '79 - Pick up my garbage before Miss Rupp sends me to the dean.

John Friedman '80 - My height.

Jan Jackson '78 - Where I live - I wish I were in Virginia.

Tricia Ray '81 - I want a playboy image.

Pat Schneider '78 - I want a full figure look!

Wesley Duszak '80 - My height.

Robert Kolder '79 - Not taking Mr. Matkovic's Arch. III class.

Patti Thompson '80 - My social life.

Linda Reppert '80 - My appetite.

Randy Smith '78 - My dad.

Hugh Ward '80 - Nothing, I'm perfect.

Jane Judy '80 - My chubby cheeks.

Fred Meyers '79 - I'd like to have more hair.

Ms. Heidermarie Rupp - Nothing; I've even got a perfect second period Spanish class.

Sue Bolman '80 - My inability to do math.

Sue Thomsen '80 - Turning red when I laugh.

Margaret Sjostrand '79 - My inability to comprehend the mere facts of life.

Doug Strand '79 - My chicken lips.

Mary Morgan '80 - I'd like to grow two more inches.

Sharon Baumhart '80 - I'd like to get rid of my freckles for my first period class.

Donna Vilkaitis '79 - My last name.

Denise Jenderzak '79 - My philosophical outlook on life.

Bob Fisher '80 - I'd like to be able to run like the Six Million Dollar Man.

Amy Sigman '80 - My negative attitude.

Dawn Anderson '78 - My inability to shut my mouth.

Angie Duncan '80 - My name so John McAbee can't call me donuts anymore.

Gina Giannetto '80 - My inability to govern my unruly hair.

Dianna Dalenburg '80 - My ability to boast.

Heidi Cetkovic '80 - I'd like to change everything including my eyesight, so I don't have to wear contacts anymore.

Mary Androff '80 - I'd like to change my voice so that when people call they won't think I'm seven years old.

Jeannette King '81 - My personality, so I could get along with Andy Provenzano during our lunch period.

Nancy Howard '80 - I'd like to be able to stay on the balance beam longer in our gymnastics meets.

Mary Kozaritz '80 - My grade that I got in English last semester.

Kris King '80 - I'd like to change my name because everyone always asks me if I'm Coach King's kid.

Brian Schooley '80 - My hips.

Sue Cherney '80 - My incapability to keep a straight face.

Lisa Kenter '80 - I'd like to get my braces off, and I'd like to get them off very soon.

Carrie Gibbons '80 - I'd like to get rid of the sqeak in my voice and also my ability to fall head over heels for creeps.

Debbie Rutherford '79 - My height; I'd like to be anything over 5 feet tall.