VOL. XIX, NO. 8
Wandering Warrior
Students Admit They Might Have Shortcomings
If there were one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be?
Scott Minor '80 - I wish I could play basketball.
Mike Derlis '80 - Bleach my hair.
Chris Rieck '79 - Change to a different school.
Mary Scheunaman '79 - My looks!
Steve Emanual '80 - My ugly face.
Marty Oehlerking '78 - My mustache so I wouldn't have a bald spot in it.
Vince Schulz '79 - I wouldn't sit with Diane Spiess in lunch.
Sharon Koziol '81 - My height so my feet can reach the floor when I sit in class.
Jeff Spicer '79 - My name because my sister has the same last name.
Darren Horndasch '78 - My eyebrows.
Mario Delefeld '80 - My muscular body because I'm tired of all the freshman girls staring at it.
Andy Nyberg '78 - The placement of my birthmark.
Elaine Sullivan '79 - Everything.
Kurt Kunze '78 - Liven up my social life with some beautiful babe.
Dave Musielewicz '78 - My last name!
Brenda Hess '79 - My mouth.
Kathy Eilken '79 - My feet.
Steve Scholl '80 - Stop flirting with all the girls before Carol catches me!
Cary Olson '79 - Pick up my garbage before Miss Rupp sends me to the dean.
John Friedman '80 - My height.
Jan Jackson '78 - Where I live - I wish I were in Virginia.
Tricia Ray '81 - I want a playboy image.
Pat Schneider '78 - I want a full figure look!
Wesley Duszak '80 - My height.
Robert Kolder '79 - Not taking Mr. Matkovic's Arch. III class.
Patti Thompson '80 - My social life.
Linda Reppert '80 - My appetite.
Randy Smith '78 - My dad.
Hugh Ward '80 - Nothing, I'm perfect.
Jane Judy '80 - My chubby cheeks.
Fred Meyers '79 - I'd like to have more hair.
Ms. Heidermarie Rupp - Nothing; I've even got a perfect second period Spanish class.
Sue Bolman '80 - My inability to do math.
Sue Thomsen '80 - Turning red when I laugh.
Margaret Sjostrand '79 - My inability to comprehend the mere facts of life.
Doug Strand '79 - My chicken lips.
Mary Morgan '80 - I'd like to grow two more inches.
Sharon Baumhart '80 - I'd like to get rid of my freckles for my first period class.
Donna Vilkaitis '79 - My last name.
Denise Jenderzak '79 - My philosophical outlook on life.
Bob Fisher '80 - I'd like to be able to run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
Amy Sigman '80 - My negative attitude.
Dawn Anderson '78 - My inability to shut my mouth.
Angie Duncan '80 - My name so John McAbee can't call me donuts anymore.
Gina Giannetto '80 - My inability to govern my unruly hair.
Dianna Dalenburg '80 - My ability to boast.
Heidi Cetkovic '80 - I'd like to change everything including my eyesight, so I don't have to wear contacts anymore.
Mary Androff '80 - I'd like to change my voice so that when people call they won't think I'm seven years old.
Jeannette King '81 - My personality, so I could get along with Andy Provenzano during our lunch period.
Nancy Howard '80 - I'd like to be able to stay on the balance beam longer in our gymnastics meets.
Mary Kozaritz '80 - My grade that I got in English last semester.
Kris King '80 - I'd like to change my name because everyone always asks me if I'm Coach King's kid.
Brian Schooley '80 - My hips.
Sue Cherney '80 - My incapability to keep a straight face.
Lisa Kenter '80 - I'd like to get my braces off, and I'd like to get them off very soon.
Carrie Gibbons '80 - I'd like to get rid of the sqeak in my voice and also my ability to fall head over heels for creeps.
Debbie Rutherford '79 - My height; I'd like to be anything over 5 feet tall.
