VOL. XIX, NO. 8

BY SUSAN SCHWINGBECK
Can you believe:

. . .plastic mums for Homecoming court.

. . .seniors won best float again?

. . .the stage addition is finally completed.

. . .Mr. Osborne finally got married.

. . .your parents getting home before you and finding a pink slip in the mailbox.

. . .Homecoming KINGS.

. . .a 40‑minute study before lunch.

. . .you wore your favorite outfit on your birthday and everyone forgot.

. . .a party for nine and 50 show up.

. . .a party for 50 and nine show up.

. . .the person you tell all your problems to is really the cause of them all.

. . .getting out after seventh and having to wait until 3:30 because you decided to go out for a sport.

. . .entering homeroom one second late and being sent down to the cafeteria.

. . .getting stopped by a train during drivers.

. . .remembering your ID.

. . .is at home after filling out your library slip.

. . .the reading room in L-106 is finally completed.

. . .swimming after lunch period.

. . .gym first period.

. . .dropping your tray in the lunchroom.

. . .coming to the library for the first time to check a book out and they don't have it.

. . .all gym classes going co‑ed.

. . .the first time you save your homework for homeroom there's a pep assembly.

. . .half day when you have periods one, three, and seven and they are all your study periods.