VOL. II, NO. 1
SEPTEMBER 23, 1960

- Morfit -

Welcome little chick-a-dees For another year
Of nauseous anecdotes and digs.

From the daft ones lounging in this general geographic locality - i.e. - world - western hemisphere - United States of America - Illinois - Maine Township High School West - room A-111.

Editors note to Mr. Davis: This is a communal authorship. We saw Wayne Langhoff using three dabs of Brilicream the other day. Shame shame Wayne!

Dick Williams, while trying to do his Boy Scout good deed for September 9, seems to have stolen a car. With a lady in it too! Now you can turn your bobcat pin right side up, eh Dick?

The M.S.S. (Morfit Secret Service) intelligence report for this week is that Eric the Red (of Viking fame) has been sighted off the shores of room A-214.

till next time,

FINK BIG

p.s. Hi to "Pinkie"

p.p.s. What's this we hear about Karen David getting "something" out of the deal??