VOL. II, NO. 14
MAY 19, 1961

Denny Jordan Supervises Memories

Dennis Jordan
Alias Ducky
Alias Denny
Weight-162 pounds
Height-5 feet 10 inches Hair-Blond
Eyes-Blue
Identifying marks - birthmark on chest.
Build-"very"

Wanted for his dangerous effect on women, being on Student Council for the last two years, chairman of memory record for two years, making his letter in football, his own favorite experience being his 16th quarter against Wheaton, and being moderator in candidate Joe Figard's skit.
He is known everywhere, in and out of Des Plaines, for his routine of sandbagging his friends in card games, eating shrimp creole a la Sandy Guido and peanut butter sandwiches, and telling everyone how modest he is.

Especially dangerous when aroused by the way that only people on Student Council gain high office in other activities, he believes that the best high school memories are to be had in study halls. Only, however, when he has an honor study hall card.

Suspect plans on branching out to accounting at Northern Illinois university. That is all.