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| VOL. II, NO. 15 |
JUNE 6, 1961
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Secretary-This Is Your Life! |
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| Karen Fischer, this is your life. Well, Karen, your life of crime began early. In the beginning, you were just an apprentice causing mild disturb-ances in GAA, Pep club, Stagecrafters and the Historical Society. As you became more proficient, you moved up to the big time with Student and class councils. You're first big job was the tricky 're moval' of bricks from the cemi tery with your accomplice, the illustrious secretary of the Student Council. And giving the phony alibi that the bricks were to be used for Prom decorations. Really! You would have gotten away with it if you hadn't got stuck in the mud. Tough luck, but that didn't halt your career. You gained more experience as Interim league secretary, delegate to both the NE-NW and Interim convention, and hit the top as secretary of the class of '61. |
When you leave Maine West, your followers of the local D.W.R.I. society will carry on as always. You've already shown them the tricks of 'entering' important political gatherings such as the Illinois State Student Council convention. You're also highly skilled in 'departing f r o m educational residences, commonly known as classrooms (and just because you find history dull). In advising any protegees, Karen says to be careful in getting rid of evidence. In her hideout, C-219, she once thought she had successfully discarded damaging proof but almost 'burned' her fingers and her coat. In your future years at De Pauw university, we trust you will accomplish your biggest haul with a degree in chemistry |
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