VOL. II, NO. 15
JUNE 6, 1961

Being Of Sound Mind

Underclassmen Profit From Generous Graduates' Wills
I, Anne Kulik, hereby will all of Student Council's unpaid bills to next year's council treasurer, Lora Eckert. I also will all' my aching muscles and my liniment bottle to the kids on next year's Varsity squad.

I, Sharon Blume, hereby will to the students of this great school the ambition and initiative to carry on the work which has been started here.

I, Dick Williams, hereby will my subterranean tuba tone and my assorted flute, trumpet, clarinet, and zither cues to Tom Edman, who will carry on the tradition which I have started.

I, Molly Kelly, hereby will my Forest Sanitarium nurse's uniform to Danny Roe who perhaps won't be able to wear it himself but will surely find someone to fill it.

I, Sue Anderson, hereby will my ability to keep the trombone section entertained, much to the disappointment of Mr. Kuite, to any girl who has courage to play a trombone in the band. Good Luck!!

I, Jim Edwards, hereby refuse to will anything to anybody.

I, Margo Beck, hereby will my ability to forge Mrs. Annen's name and the left over judging sheets to next year's frustrated Variety Show director, Joyce McGarvey.

I, Karen Barrett, hereby will my pen, typewriter, and dust mop to Marilyn Mann. The pen and typewriter for obvious reasons and the dust mop for keeping the council room clean.

I, Jill Dowey, hereby will my Pom-Pom uniform to Al Koch.

I, Dan Wiberg, hereby will my extensive files on naughty Student Council representatives to next year's vice-president, Butch Bending.

I, Diane Anderson, hereby will my old empty paint bottles, scrubby paint brushes, and other used art supplies to Janie Jacobs.

I, John Hanck, hereby will the Student Council gavel to Bruce Johns under the pretense that he put a chip in it while calling the council to order.

I, Barbara Meier, hereby will my talent for blowing up the chemistry lab to all coordinated juniors.

I, Celeste Stachnik, hereby will "pius Aeneas" to the girls in next year's Virgil (Latin IV) class.

I, David Hopkins, hereby will my absent-mindedness to Tom Kuersten.

I, Carol Dillon, hereby will my ink-stained hands from the ditto machine, all excess ballots, and all other minute and undone duties of this year's organization's committee chairman to Gail Schellin unless she can find a "friend" to do them.

I, Barbara Novak, hereby will all my "knock-knock" jokes and my superb acting ability along with my wig and nightgown from V-show to Diane Olson '61. May she reign forever as the Queen of the Rolling Pins of Maine West.

I, Howard Franzen, hereby will to Denny Toll speed, poise, and agility, and a trick knee. But most of all, 1,000 towels he hands out before he speaks.

1, Lois Jarl, hereby will the voices in my hot water bottle to next year's Senior class play.

I, Gail Schlanbush, hereby will my exercise book to any lucky junior girl with chubby knees.

I, Wil Battles, hereby will to new members of the Legend staff some unused pictures and a dictionary that contains the names and pictures of all students in the school. This way, one can look for a long time in this dictionary instead of taking a picture of a particular group and then looking for the individuals pictured therewith. (Whew!!)

I, Carol Romano, hereby will my referee whistle to the next varsity cheerleading captain so she may referee the disagreemens between the cheerleaders.

I, Lynn Kania, hereby will my "Frenchie" Senior class play costume to anyone who DARE think it will last another wearing.

I, Bob Webb, hereby will my, ability to blush to anyone who gets as embarrassed as I do.

I, Ron March, hereby will my ability to keep my "poise" and my talents as "barracks lawyer," which I have acquired: through my four years at Maine under some excellent tutoring, to Doug "Ivy League" Seagren. May he use these faculties to the best of his ability.

I, Carrie Perez, hereby will my two left feet to anyone who wants to try out for Pom-Pom squad. My yellow eyes with blue trim and my M-pin collection to Joanne Arrigoni.

I, Carol Habelski, hereby will Peggy Johnson the yellow slips for A and C wings all seventh periods.

I, Sharon Conklin, hereby will my knitting needles to J. Evertson so he can knit his own sweater.

I, Richard Day, hereby will all the umbrellas that were used to stop the water from hitting anyone in B and C wings to next year's student body.
 I, Dianne Disabato, hereby will my voice to Kathy O'Grady who, with her dramatic ability and a little more projection, will be able to sing the lead in "Finian's Rainbow."

I, Marcy Tuttle, hereby will to Sandy Collins, Lois Tansley, Barbara Krause, and Mary Anna Matteson the many hours spent in counting the days and the hours.

I, Jim Scott, hereby will diving suit to Jack Williams so he can sweat it for a while.

I, Sue Linneweh, hereby will my last peroxide bottle to any underclass girls who want to get hooked with the habit.

I, Barbara Klekamp, hereby will my V-show costume to any luscious blond who can fit into my bathing suit.

I, Lance Pearson, hereby will three left-foot, size 18 tennis shoes to any destitute freshman coming from a broken home.

I, Nancy Tatge, hereby will my brother Bob a tape recording of my screaming at him so he won't miss me when I go to college.

I, Ed Stedman, hereby will my honor study card to Mr. Rosenquist and Mr. Clouser because they have had it all year anway.

I, Lynn Ruark, hereby will the water in the swimming pool so somebody else can swallow it.

I, Katy Frazier, hereby will my square foot of room in C wing locker room to anyone who wants it. Then they will have two square feet in which to dress and undress.

I, Ed Luzietti, hereby will all of the broken hurdles to next year's hurdler Chuck Well.

I, Becky Byers, hereby will my parking space in front of the building to Willie Ritter.

I, Maryann Hemmer, hereby will my goofy sneezes and laugh to Kristine Hatfield.

I, Tanya Hostetler, hereby will my miserable flute embouchure to Georgia Berndt who might like to have an extra one around for show. I also leave her 'my dearly beloved piccolo so that she may care for it in the manner to which it is accustomed.

I, Dan Przybylski, hereby will one remaining year of hard work and fun to the entire junior class.

I, Barb Heiden, hereby will my little bitty eraser which is hidden on the side of typewriter number 10 in room B-119 to any unfortunate senior girl who happens to get that ridiculous typewriter in steno class.

I, Susan Betz, hereby will my running ability in musical concerts to Jill Williams.

I, Dea Slavensen, hereby will to any junior boy on the basketball team my nickname for Bruce Murdock - BooBee.

I, Arlene Boyce, hereby will to the future exchange manager of the Westerner the papers in the back of A-111.

I, Susan Frasier, hereby will Mimi Foss a genuine, made in Japan, Indian headress, since she is the Queen of the Pom-Pom girls.

I, Paul Cornog, hereby will to any fool who wants it, the privilege of keeping their top down on their car all year around.

I, Diana Holmgren, hereby will my talent for cooking such delicious hamburgers to Gerry Golembiewski and my right big toe to Dan Humay.

I, Carol Lindgren, hereby will my orange eyebrows and the remnant of my homeroom eyeliner bottle to Ruth Tosterud.

I, Mary Lou Cameron, hereby will my Susie Wong dress to Miss Buck.

I, Randy Baselt, hereby will to the upcoming concert hand members all of Mr. Kuite's witticisms, trite sayings, and legendary exploits of his two year old daughter.

I, Lou Schultze, hereby will my smelly, size 15 gym shoes to Terry Rickert so he can chase: the girls next year.

I, Sandy Guido, hereby will my ability to goof up the cheers at all the basketball games to one of the varsity cheerleaders.

I, Dottie Hutchison, hereby will Jack Mercer's sarcasm to Tom Carlin.

I, Diana Raphael, hereby will Mr. Moeller's mongoose to Alan Koch and any other ususpecting junior taking Biology II next year.

I, Donald Plautz, hereby will my corncob pipe to Ray Leonardson that he may puff his way through the music department next year.

I, Sue Purves, hereby will my crisp, starched football pom-poms to some new pom-pomer, Marilyn Probst, who can have a ball shaking them.

I, Sandie Haarvig, hereby will the boy's washroom in C wing to Mimi Foss.

I, Howard Wurster, hereby will all the gum wrappers and failing grades to Robert Pesen and my musical talent to Mr. Spears.