OCTOBER 7, 1960
- Morfit -
In the tone of rational comprehension, allow us to begin this issue's illustrious babbling.
Miss Take
We hear Sandie Haarvig's face was slightly red the day she used the wrong door. By the way, Sandie, did you find the right room (you know, the one that says "girls" on it?).
Congrats
Congratulations are in order for Dennis Jordan this week, for our own J. V. Jordan moved up to the VARSITY FRISBIE team. Did you keep the bench warm, Dennie????
Here's a gem that might interest all you gossip collectors. It has been rumored that Phil Shayne whispered sweet little nothings in Connie Palarz's ear. "Sure you did, Phil; and what are you planning for the future?"
Beatniks at LARGE!
The WESTERNER would like to let Tom Carlin and his crew know that the "beatniks" are really swinging in A-111. Man, like don't bug us, gang. We're beat.
Anybody wishing to contribute any dirt to this column, bring your tidbit to room A-111 or see the finks.
Well, loyal followers of ours, we have to close now as our typewriter ribbon just snapped, the candle is going out, and our feet are tired.
FHIMK
P.S.-What's this about Anne Kulik carrying a flask in her purse?