VOL. II, NO. 3

October 21, 1960

- - MORFIT - -

Greetings scholars, teachers, administration, general public, and Morfits.

In these trying hours, as Maine West scholars feast on the cafeteria's little edibles and elite delicacies, let us cram out our latest loquacity on you.

Sleeping Beauty

We hear a certain Patti Powers was caught at the Harlem-Irving Shopping Plaza in her pajamas. Naughty, naughty Patti, and just what were you doing?

Congrats

Congratulations are in order for Barb White and Carri Perez this week, for these charming Maine West girls finally learned how to use the car defroster in John Bernero's bomb. Sure you did, then why were were the windows all steamed up, huh girls?

Here's another weekly gem for all of you sport fans. It has been rumored that a certain football player Danny Horre by name, was preoccupied the other day while the rest of the football team was watching pictures. And what did Mr. Olson say to you Dannyboy????

Pass-the-Peace-Pipe

What's this we hear about Mimi "Mariettia" Foss not abiding with the school policy. Were you really carrying a pipe with you?

Party Girls

It has been exposed that during the rollicking weekend of the Maine West - Prospect football game three Senior girls, Barb Meier, Pam Colia, and Sandy Coash by name, smuggled (with help) a few Sevenup bottles from Bruce Schellin's open house. Hey girls, what did you do with the bottles once you got outside?

FINK OR FWIM