OCTOBER 21, 1960
Kiddy Car, Tank Solution For Hitch-hiker's Boy Friend
My honey-bunch is almost 18 (almost old enough for the draft), and he still doesn't know how to drive! What can be done to remedy this situation?
Tired of hitch-hiking
Dear Tired:
Find out the date of his birthday and give him a kiddy car. Maybe the army will teach him how to drive. I'll admit the tank isn't the handiest form of transportation, but it does beat walking.
Confidential all coaches: .........
Whatever happened to the Maine West purity league?
Dear Miss Jawj:
I simply adore, adore, adore Marmaduke! Oh he is so-o-o mmmm. But he doesn't even know I exist. What can I do, do, do?
Frustrated Gwendoline
Dear Frustrated:
You sound so desperate. Surely you can attract his attention, somehow, and when you do, see what you can do about his name-Marmaduke (?!)
There are many boys headed for college who dread taking notes in longhand. Some would like to take shorthand, but who wants to be the only boy in a class? How about an all-boy steno class to, ease the burden?
A Junior Dear Junior:
Why not talk to Mr. Brown? Perhaps you could bribe some friends to take steno with you. Or maybe you could get a girl friend who has taken steno. I'm sure she'd be glad to help.
Dear Miss Jawj:
Every year, a flow of freshmen come bounding down the halls. But I never seem to see them during their remaining three years. What happens to freshmen at the end of each year?
Out of school and wondering
Dear Out:
We have freshmen imported from all over the world. At the end of each year, we must return them for a fresh group. In other words, we send them back where they came from.