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| VOL. II, NO. 4 |
NOVEMBER 4, 1960
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- Morfit - |
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| A curious thing happened at the Senior class PT party. Ron March offered 25 cents to "get his name in Morfit." That boy will make a good politician some day. Tanya Hostetler was seen in the library carefully scrutinizing a book which was entitled How to Name Your Children, and knitting at the same time! Molly Kelly has added a new word to her vocabulary - "HELP!" (Is it true that you're really allergic to hay?) So you pick the Homecoming Queen in a "smoke- filled room," eh, Jim Brennan? Maine West Weakly Cafeteria Menu as conceived by Bob Hammond Monday - Ascaris worms from biology labs Hamburgers for those who don't like it. Tuesday - Spanish rice (made with real Spaniards) Hamburgers for those who don't like it. Wednesday - pizza (made with buffalo meat and goat's milk cheese) Hamburgers for those who don't like it. Thursday - stew (mixture of Ascaris worms, Spanish rice, and pizza) Hamburgers for those who don't like it. Friday - octopus and catfish casserole Saturday and Sunday - hamburgers for those with the habit |
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