VOL. II, NO. 4

November 4, 1960

- - MORFIT - -

A curious thing happened at the Senior class PT party. Ron March offered 25 cents to "get his name in Morfit." That boy will make a good politician some day.

Tanya Hostetler was seen in the library carefully scrutinizing a book which was entitled How to Name Your Children, and knitting at the same time!

Molly Kelly has added a new word to her vocabulary - "HELP!" (Is it true that you're really allergic to hay?)

So you pick the Homecoming Queen in a "smoke-filled room," eh, Jim Brennan?


Maine West Weakly Cafeteria Menu as conceived by Bob Hammond

Monday - Ascaris worms from biology labs
Hamburgers for those who don't like it.

Tuesday - Spanish rice (made with real Spaniards)
Hamburgers for those who don't like it.

Wednesday - pizza (made with buffalo meat and goat's milk cheese)
Hamburgers for those who don't like it.

Thursday - stew (mixture of Ascaris worms, Spanish rice, and pizza)
Hamburgers for those who don't like it.

Friday - octopus and catfish casserole

Saturday and Sunday - hamburgers for those with the habit