VOL. II, NO. 5

November 18, 1960

Ergulopie Puzzles Student

Dear Miss Jawj:
1 was given an ergulopie for my birthday recently. What do you suggest I do with it?

Wondering

Dear Wondering:
I suggest you give it to the first person who walks by. Let me know what happens, will you?

Note to Mr. Kohler, Why the grim look November 9?

Dear Miss Jawj:
I was never so humiliated in my entire life. At the biggest formal dance of the year, my boyfriend showed up in gym shoes, and purple ones besides. What can I do to keep this from happening again?

Humiliated Hannah!

Dear Humiliated:
Maybe you can sneak over to his house some night and burn them while he is still asleep. No one will be asleep long when that charming odor comes drifting in, but at least you'll burn those awful purple shoes. Say, maybe your dad has a pair you could loan your boyfriend. After all, almost anything's better than purple gym shoes. Yee gads!