DECEMBER 16, 1960
Sue Found Guilty of Leadership
-What is your name?
-Honest Sue Fraiser. Susan for short, though. I like the name Susan, don't you?
-You are charged with holding the office of President of Girls' club and with being on the council for the past four years. How do you plead?
-Guilty, Your Honor. Say, do you like to play chess? I do;
I even have a book on the subject.
-Well, uh, yes. But to get back to the subject at hand. It says here that you've been lingering around B-211 during eighth period and looking mighty suspicious about something. What intrigue are you and your associates plotting? Be honest.
-Didn't I already tell you that my first name was Honest? We're planning a secret book containing an old Legend to be revealed in the spring.
-Just what is your job with this book?
-This year I'm Senior editor and last year I was Activities editor. Speaking of activities, some of those conventions the staff gets to go to are pretty active.
-Yes, go on!
-Back down to cases. How do you plead to the charges of being a member of Sigma Chi Sigma, Historical society, and Student Council?
-I'm afraid I must plead guilty on all three counts, Your Honor. Hey, three is my lucky number. (aside) It's also significant in Macbeth, for all you Shakespeare lovers.
-Well, uh, uh, - - . maybe you don't know it but I'm ambidextrous. I eat and bowl with my right hand, and I write with my left hand. Maybe I should try writing with my right hand.
-What do you think about -
-Wind and fog? I like them in any color but fuschia. Say, have you seen Sue Fessenden's new winter coat? Isn't it dreamy? I like it better than chocolate ... which runs a high second on my list.
-Wham! There will be a short break for lunch.
-Oh Goodie! Will there be any crushed ice in the drinks?
-Double "Wham!" Court adjourned.